Dental Puns
Why did the dentist become a baseball coach?
He knew the drill!
What did the dentist say to the golfer?
You have a hole in one!
Why did the tooth go to school?
To get a little plaque-tical education!
What did the dentist say to the tooth fairy?
You’re always taking a bite out of my business!
Why do teeth never get lost?
Because they always know the way to the molar!
What do teeth do when they get bored?
They go to the floss-tery!
Why did the dentist break up with his girlfriend?
She had too many cavities!
How do teeth stay in shape?
They do a lot of floss-ercise!
Funny Tooth Facts
What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?
A tooth-hater!
Why did the toothbrush apply for a job?
It wanted to brush up on its skills!
What did one tooth say to the other?
We make a great pair!
How did the dentist become a millionaire?
He found a way to make plaque pay!
Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned!
What do you call a dentist that doesn’t like to work?
A drill-inger!
Why did the computer go to the dentist?
It had a byte problem!
What do you call a bear with bad teeth?
A gummy bear!
Tooth-Related Jokes
Why did the skeleton go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of tooth decay!
What do you call a dentist who is also a musician?
A floss-ician!
Why was the dentist always calm?
Because he knew how to handle the pressure!
What did the dentist say to the nervous patient?
Don’t worry
I’m just going to take a little off the top!
Why did the tooth refuse to go to the party?
It didn’t want to be a plaque in the crowd!
What did the dentist say to the patient who wanted a perfect smile?
You’ve got to brush up on your expectations!
Why did the toothbrush break up with the toothpaste?
It found someone who really knew how to floss!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little plaque in it!
Teeth and Food
Why did the tooth go to the party?
It wanted to have a little fun and get a good bite!
What did the dentist say when he saw the cake?
That’s too sweet for my teeth!
Why do teeth love breakfast?
Because they can’t resist a good crunch!
What do you call a dentist that loves to cook?
A tooth chef!
Why did the tooth refuse to eat candy?
It didn’t want to get into a sticky situation!
What do you get when you cross a dentist and a chef?
A recipe for a toothsome meal!
Why did the apple go to the dentist?
It had a bad case of tooth rot!
What did the grape say to the dentist?
I’m just here for a little wine and shine!
Tooth Humor
Why did the dentist go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to draw teeth!
What did the dentist say to the patient who was afraid of needles?
Don’t worry
it’s just a little prick!
Why did the tooth feel lonely?
Because it was the only one left in the mouth!
What did the dentist say to the tooth that was feeling down?
You need to lighten up!
Why are teeth so good at telling jokes?
Because they always have a good punchline!
What do you call a tooth that can sing?
A molar star!
Why did the dentist always carry a pencil?
In case he needed to draw a tooth!
What did the father tooth say to the son tooth?
You’re really growing on me!
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