Hilarious Ear Puns Why did the ear go to school? It wanted to improve its hearing skills. What did one ear say to the other? “Let’s stick together we make a great pair!” Why did the ear break up with the nose? It found the relationship too snotty. What do you call an ear that … Read more
Kidney Puns Why did the kidney break up with the bladder? It couldn’t handle the pressure. What did the kidney say to the liver? You’re my detox buddy! Why are kidneys such good friends? Because they always filter out the bad vibes. What do you call a kidney that tells jokes? A pun-ney! Why did … Read more
Pill Puns Why did the pharmacist start telling jokes? He wanted to make everyone feel beta! What do you call a pill that sings? A musical tablet! Why did the pill get a job? To become a hard worker! What’s a pill’s favorite game? Capsule and robbers! Why was the tablet always calm? Because it … Read more
Workplace Woes Why did the employee bring a ladder to work? Because they wanted to reach new heights of stress! My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home to avoid stress! I told my boss I needed a raise. He said You already have a lot of stress, why add … Read more
Boob Puns Why did the bra apply for a job? It wanted to support the community. What did one breast say to the other? We make a great pair! Why are breasts like a good book? Because you can’t judge them by their cover! What did the left boob say to the right boob? We’re … Read more
Oral Hygiene Jokes Why did the dentist become a baseball coach? He knew the drill! What did the dentist say to the golfer? You have a hole in one! Why did the toothbrush cross the road? To get to the other plaque! What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea? Denial! Why did … Read more
Operating Room Humor Why did the surgeon break up with the nurse? He needed some space to operate! What’s a surgeon’s favorite type of music? Classic scalp-el! Why did the patient bring a pencil to surgery? In case there were any complications to draw out! What did the doctor say to the stubborn patient? You … Read more
Knee Puns Why did the knee get in trouble? It couldn’t stop bending the rules! What do you call a knee that tells jokes? A pun-der knee! Why was the knee always invited to parties? Because it knew how to get the joint moving! What did one knee say to the other? We make a … Read more
Mindfulness Jokes Why did the anxious person bring a ladder to therapy? They wanted to reach new heights in mindfulness. How do you organize a mindfulness party? You just have to stay present! Why did the meditation teacher break up with their partner? They needed more space to breathe. What did one mindful person say … Read more
Nursing Puns Why did the nurse bring a red pen to work? In case she needed to draw blood. What did the nurse say when she found a broken heart? Time to call the cardio team! Why did the nurse always carry a pencil? In case she needed to sketch a patient’s chart. How do … Read more