Workplace Woes
Why did the employee bring a ladder to work?
Because they wanted to reach new heights of stress!
My boss told me to have a good day.
So I went home to avoid stress!
I told my boss I needed a raise.
He said
You already have a lot of stress, why add to it?
Why did the computer go to therapy?
It had too many tabs open!
How do you calm a stressed-out calendar?
By helping it schedule some “me time”!
Why did the stressed-out employee quit?
They couldn’t handle the pressure of deadlines!
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged during a stressful morning!
How does a stressed-out manager stay organized?
With a lot of “to-do” lists and a little bit of “zen”!
Family Frenzy
Why did the dad get a stress ball?
To squeeze out the tension from family gatherings!
What did the mom say to her stressed-out son?
“Don’t worry
I’ve got your back—just like your homework!”
Why do kids bring stress to the dinner table?
Because they always want to ‘fork’ over their opinions!
How do parents handle stress during the holidays?
With a lot of “gift-wrapping” and a little “wine”!
Why did the sibling start a band?
To release their stress through music—family therapy!
What’s a stressed-out dad’s favorite exercise?
Running away from family obligations!
Why did the family start a garden?
To grow their stress levels—just kidding
to plant some peace!
How do you know when family dinner is too stressful?
When the turkey starts looking like a roast!
Health Hiccups
Why did the yoga instructor break up with stress?
Because they needed more space for relaxation!
What’s a stressed-out person’s favorite food?
Anything that’s easy to “digest”!
Why did the doctor prescribe laughter?
Because it’s the best medicine for stress!
How do you avoid stress at the gym?
By lifting your spirits instead of weights!
Why did the stressed-out runner slow down?
To take a breather—literally!
What did the stressed-out salad say?
“Lettuce take a break!”
Why don’t stressed-out people play hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding from their worries!
What’s a stressed-out person’s favorite snack?
Anything that’s “stress-free”!
Relationship Riddles
Why did the couple go to couples therapy?
To work out their stress and love life!
How do you know your partner is stressed?
When their idea of romance is binge-watching stress documentaries!
What did one stressed partner say to the other?
“Let’s not make this a ‘stress’ relationship!”
Why do couples argue about stress?
Because they can’t agree on who’s more stressed!
How do you calm a stressed partner?
With a “hug” and some “understanding”!
What did the stressed-out spouse say?
“I need a break
not a breakdown!”
Why did the relationship counselor bring a stress ball?
To help couples squeeze out their frustrations!
What’s a stressed-out couple’s favorite date?
A night of relaxation and zero stress!
General Giggles
Why don’t scientists trust atoms when stressed?
Because they make up everything!
What did the stressed-out tomato say?
“I can’t ketchup with my life!”
Why did the math book look so stressed?
It had too many problems!
How do you make a stress sandwich?
By layering it with extra anxiety!
What do you call a stressed-out bee?
A buzzkill!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field
unlike my stress!
What did the ocean say to the stressed-out beach?
Nothing
it just waved!
How do you organize a stress party?
You “plan” it
but don’t “stress” about it!
We hope these dad jokes about stress brought a smile to your face! Remember laughter is a great way to relieve tension and lighten your mood. If you’re in the mood for more laughs check out these dad jokes about steak or dive into some financial humor with these dad jokes about taxes. Keep smiling and share the joy!