Oral Hygiene Jokes
Why did the dentist become a baseball coach?
He knew the drill!
What did the dentist say to the golfer?
You have a hole in one!
Why did the toothbrush cross the road?
To get to the other plaque!
What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?
Denial!
Why did the dentist break up with his girlfriend?
She had too much plaque!
What did the dentist say to the patient who was afraid?
Don’t worry
I’ll be gentle with your fillings!
Why do dentists seem moody?
Because they always have to deal with a lot of plaque!
What did the dentist say to the tooth?
It’s time to brace yourself!
Funny Dental Tools
Why did the dentist bring a ladder to work?
To reach new heights in dental care!
What do you call a dentist’s favorite musical?
Toothpaste!
Why did the dentist carry a pencil?
In case he needed to draw a cavity!
What did the dentist use to fix his broken chair?
A toothpick!
Why did the dentist go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to draw smiles!
What’s a dentist’s favorite game?
Tooth or dare!
Why did the dentist always carry a pencil and paper?
To sketch out his patients’ smiles!
What did the dentist say when he finished his work?
That’s a wrap on the fillings!
Patient Humor
What did the patient say to the dentist?
“I think I’m getting a little too attached!”
Why did the patient bring a suitcase to the dentist?
He was ready for a long appointment!
What did the dentist say to the nervous patient?
“Just relax
I’m not going to bite!”
Why did the patient refuse to get a filling?
He said he was already filled with anxiety!
What did the dentist say to the patient who was late?
“You really need to brush up on your time management!”
Why did the patient bring a ladder to the dentist?
He heard the dentist was going to raise his rates!
What did the dentist say after a successful extraction?
“That was a toothsome experience!”
Why did the patient take a nap in the dentist’s chair?
He was waiting for his fillings to set!
Dental Puns
What did the dentist say to the comedian?
“You really know how to crack me up!”
Why did the dentist become a musician?
He wanted to improve his oral skills!
What did the dentist say about his new job?
“It’s really filling my needs!”
Why are dentists great at tennis?
They know how to serve!
What do you call a dentist who loves to play poker?
A tooth dealer!
Why did the dentist always carry a map?
In case he lost his way to the root canal!
What’s a dentist’s favorite instrument?
The drill-ophone!
Why did the dentist become a detective?
He was great at uncovering the truth!
Dental Office Life
Why did the dentist get kicked out of the party?
He kept bringing up cavities!
What do you call a dentist who loves to travel?
A tooth explorer!
Why did the dental assistant break up with her boyfriend?
He didn’t floss enough!
What did the dentist say when he opened his own practice?
“Welcome to my tooth fairy tale!”
Why did the dentist love his job?
Because it was a real “cavity” of work!
What do you call a dentist who can sing?
A tooth tenor!
Why did the dentist start a blog?
To share his “cavity” of knowledge!
What did the dentist say to his staff during a meeting?
“Let’s get to the root of the problem!”
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