Turkey Puns Why did the turkey sit on the egg? Because it wanted to hatch a plan! What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky! Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken! What did the turkey say to the computer? “Google google google!” What do you … Read more
Goat Puns Why did the goat start a band? Because it had the best bleat! What do you call a goat that acts like a human? A billy-vanilly! Why did the goat join the gym? To get in shape for the next goat yoga class! What’s a goat’s favorite type of music? Anything with a … Read more
Squirrel Puns Why did the squirrel bring a ladder? Because it wanted to reach new heights! What do you call a squirrel who can play the piano? A little nut-ician! How do squirrels keep their homes organized? With a nut-tional plan! What did the squirrel say when it won the lottery? I’m going to be … Read more
Whale Puns Why do whales always know where to go? Because they follow the current! What did the whale say to the shrimp? Stop being so shellfish! How do whales keep their friends close? With a tight-knit pod! What do you call a whale that’s a magician? A whale-usionist! Why did the whale bring a … Read more
Penguin Puns Why don’t penguins like talking to strangers? They find it hard to break the ice! What do penguins wear to the beach? Sun-tan lotion! Why did the penguin cross the road? To go to the other ice side! How do penguins build their houses? Igloos it together! What do you call a penguin … Read more
Bat Puns Why did the bat get a job? Because he wanted to earn some “bat” money! What do you call a bat that can sing? A “bat” tenor! Why did the bat break up with his girlfriend? She found him too “clingy”! What do you call a bat that loves to tell stories? A … Read more
Monkey Puns Why did the monkey like the banana?Because it had appeal! What do you call a monkey who loves to dance?A funky monkey! How do monkeys make decisions?They go bananas! What do you call a monkey at the North Pole?Lost! Why did the monkey get a banana job?Because he was a-peeling! What do you … Read more
Dog Jokes Why did the dog sit in the shade?Because he didn’t want to become a hot dog! What do you call a dog magician?A labracadabrador! Why did the dog bring a pencil to the park?He wanted to draw some attention! What do you call a dog that can do magic?A labracadabrador! Why did the … Read more
Punny Pig Jokes What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop! Why did the pig become an actor? Because he was a real ham! What do you get when you cross a pig and a dinosaur? Jurassic Pork! Why did the pig go to the casino? He wanted to play the … Read more
Slithery Snakes Why don’t snakes use cell phones?Because they can’t find the right snake-tivation! What do you call a snake that works for the government?A civil serpent! Why did the snake cross the road?To get to the other hiss side! What do snakes wear at the beach?Python shorts! Why did the snake get a job?Because … Read more