Bat Puns
Why did the bat get a job?
Because he wanted to earn some “bat” money!
What do you call a bat that can sing?
A “bat” tenor!
Why did the bat break up with his girlfriend?
She found him too “clingy”!
What do you call a bat that loves to tell stories?
A “bat” writer!
Why don’t bats ever get lost?
They always know how to “wing” it!
What’s a bat’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good “bat” beat!
Why did the bat join the gym?
He wanted to get “bat”-tastic abs!
How do bats stay in touch?
They use “bat” phones!
Bat Jokes
What did the bat say to his friend?
“Let’s hang out!”
Why did the bat go to school?
To improve his “bat” skills!
What do you call a bat that loves math?
A “bat” mathematician!
Why did the bat get a promotion?
He was always “up in the air” with ideas!
How do bats prefer to travel?
By “bat”-mobile!
What’s a bat’s favorite dessert?
A “bat”-cake!
Why did the bat start a band?
He wanted to be a “bat” star!
What did the bat say when he won the lottery?
“I’m feeling “bat”-tastic!”
Bat Facts
Did you know bats can eat up to 1
200 insects in an hour?
That’s a “bat”-tling appetite!
What do you call a group of bats?
A “cauldron” of bats!
Why are bats so good at baseball?
Because they always “catch” the fly balls!
How do bats keep their homes tidy?
They have a “bat” cleaning service!
What’s a bat’s favorite game?
“Bat”-tlefield!
Why do bats make terrible secret agents?
Because they always “wing” it!
How do bats communicate?
Through “bat”-speak!
What do bats do on a date?
They go for a “bat” stroll!
Bat Humor
Why did the bat refuse to play cards?
He was afraid of getting “bat”-ed!
What do you call a bat that loves to dance?
A “bat” dancer!
Why was the bat always calm?
He knew how to “wing” it under pressure!
What did the bat say to the mosquito?
“Stop bugging me!”
Why do bats make great friends?
They always “hang” around!
What’s a bat’s favorite exercise?
Flying “bat”-s!
Why was the bat so good at poker?
Because he had a great “poker face”!
What’s a bat’s favorite ride at the amusement park?
The “bat”-roller coaster!
Bat Observations
What did the bat say after a long day?
“I’m feeling a bit “bat”-tered!”
How do you know a bat is lying?
His “wings” are flapping!
What do you call a bat that tells jokes?
A “bat”- comedian!
Why did the bat sit on the computer?
He wanted to keep an eye on the “web”!
What’s a bat’s favorite sport?
“Bat”-minton!
What did the bat say when he got a compliment?
“Thanks
I’m just “bat”-tling through!”
How do bats celebrate their birthdays?
With a “bat”-tastic party!
Why do bats always carry a backpack?
So they can “wing” it wherever they go!
We hope you enjoyed these hilarious bat jokes! If you’re looking for more laughs
check out our collection of dad jokes about bars or dad jokes about bosses. There’s always more fun to be had with a good pun!