Judicial Puns Why did the judge go to art school? Because he wanted to learn how to draw conclusions. What did the judge say to the lawyer who was late? You’re in contempt of time! Why did the judge bring a ladder to court? To reach new heights in justice. What do you call a … Read more
Preparation Puns I told my interviewer I was great at multitasking. They asked for an example so I started answering questions while making coffee. Why did the scarecrow get the job? Because he was outstanding in his field! I brought a ladder to my job interview. Because I heard the position was a step up! … Read more
Classic Jean Jokes Why did the pair of jeans break up? They were just too distressed. What do you call a detective in denim? Jean-vestigator! Why did the jeans apply for a job? They wanted to get some pockets! What did one pair of jeans say to the other? We make a great fit! Why … Read more
Jail Puns Why did the inmate break up with his girlfriend? He couldn’t handle the long sentence. What do you call a prisoner who takes up gardening? A cell-ebrity gardener. Why did the jailbird get kicked out of the band? He couldn’t find his groove in the cell. What did the judge say to the … Read more
Pasta Puns Why did the pasta break up with the cheese?It found someone who was a little more “al dente.” What did the spaghetti say to the meatball?You’re the sauce of my life! Why don’t pasta chefs ever get lost?Because they always follow the “penne” trails! What did the ravioli say to the tortellini?You’re looking … Read more
Sizzling Starters Why did the hot dog break up with the bun? Because it wanted to find a new roll model! What do you call a cold hot dog? A chili dog! Why did the hot dog go to school? To get a little relish-ous learning! What’s a hot dog’s favorite type of music? Anything … Read more
Email Puns Why did the email go to therapy?It had too many attachments. I told my email it was getting old.It replied I’ve been archived! What do you call an email that tells jokes?A pun-mail! Why did the computer break up with the email?There were too many spam messages. What did the email say to … Read more
Elephant Puns Why don’t elephants use computers?Because they’re afraid of the mouse! What do you call an elephant that flies?A jumbo jet! How do elephants communicate?They use their trunk calls! What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?Elephino! Why did the elephant bring a suitcase?Because it wanted to pack its trunk! … Read more
Breakfast Jokes Why did the egg hide? Because it was a little chicken! What did the pancake say to the syrup? I’m stuck on you! Why do eggs never tell jokes? Because they might crack up! What kind of music do pancakes listen to? Flap music! Why did the orange stop? It ran out of … Read more
Hilarious Ear Puns Why did the ear go to school? It wanted to improve its hearing skills. What did one ear say to the other? “Let’s stick together we make a great pair!” Why did the ear break up with the nose? It found the relationship too snotty. What do you call an ear that … Read more