Elephant Puns
Why don’t elephants use computers?
Because they’re afraid of the mouse!
What do you call an elephant that flies?
A jumbo jet!
How do elephants communicate?
They use their trunk calls!
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
Elephino!
Why did the elephant bring a suitcase?
Because it wanted to pack its trunk!
What do you call an elephant who loves to dance?
A real trunk mover!
Why do elephants never get lost?
Because they always remember the way back home!
What’s an elephant’s favorite instrument?
The tuba
because it has a nice big sound!
Elephant Jokes
Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?
So it wouldn’t fall in the hot chocolate!
What do elephants wear to the beach?
Their trunks
of course!
Why do elephants never use cell phones?
Because they can’t find a trunk line!
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
“How do you breathe through that tiny thing?”
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To stomp out the other side!
What did the baby elephant say to its mom?
“I’m trunk-ulated!”
Why are elephants such bad dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
How do you know if an elephant is in your refrigerator?
By the footprints in the butter!
Elephant Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock
knock!
Who’s there? Elephant. Elephant who? Elephant you glad I didn’t say banana?
Knock
knock!
Who’s there? Trunk. Trunk who? Trunk or treat!
Knock
knock!
Who’s there? Jumbo. Jumbo who? Jumbo want to hear another joke?
Knock
knock!
Who’s there? Ellie. Ellie who? Ellie-gant elephants are here!
Knock
knock!
Who’s there? Tusks. Tusks who? Tusks me no questions
I’ll tell you no lies!
Knock
knock!
Who’s there? Trunky. Trunky who? Trunky the elephant
ready for fun!
Knock
knock!
Who’s there? Stampede. Stampede who? Stampede your way to the punchline!
Knock
knock!
Who’s there? Sneeze. Sneeze who? Sneeze the biggest elephant ever!
Elephant Riddles
What has four legs and a trunk?
An elephant
of course!
What’s big
gray
and doesn’t matter?
An irrelephant!
What do you call an elephant that tells jokes?
A funny trunk!
What’s the difference between an elephant and a grape?
Elephants are gray
grapes are purple!
What do you get when you put an elephant in a phone booth?
Stuck!
Why did the elephant wear red sneakers?
To sneak up on strawberries!
What’s an elephant’s favorite game?
Hide and seek
but they’re always found!
How do elephants keep their secrets?
They keep them trunked away!
Elephant One-Liners
Elephants never forget… unless they’re playing hide and seek!
Then they forget where they hid!
My elephant friend is a great listener!
He always has big ears!
Elephants are great at parties!
They really know how to trunk it up!
I asked my elephant friend for advice.
He said
“Just stay calm and carry on!”
Why did the elephant break up with his girlfriend?
She was too trunky!
Elephants are like bad comedians.
They can’t stop stepping on the punchline!
What do elephants do when they get bored?
They go trunk diving!
Why do elephants make terrible secret agents?
Because they always leave a huge footprint!
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