Breakfast Jokes
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
What did the pancake say to the syrup?
I’m stuck on you!
Why do eggs never tell jokes?
Because they might crack up!
What kind of music do pancakes listen to?
Flap music!
Why did the orange stop?
It ran out of juice!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!
What do you call a sad breakfast?
Unegg-spected!
Lunch Jokes
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
What did the sandwich say to the doorknob?
Stop loafing around!
Why don’t sandwiches ever get lost?
Because they always follow the bread crumbs!
Why did the lettuce break up with the celery?
Because it couldn’t find its stalk!
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wasabi!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy!
What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
Nothing
it just let out a little wine!
Dinner Jokes
Why did the chef break up with his girlfriend?
She had too much thyme on her hands!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
Why did the mushroom get invited to every party?
Because he was a fungi!
What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What do you call a lazy pasta?
Fettuccine Alfredo!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
What do you call a potato that’s never hungry?
A couch potato!
Dessert Jokes
Why did the cupcake go to school?
Because it wanted to be a smartie!
What did one dessert say to the other?
We’re on a roll!
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Because it had a rocky road!
What do you call a chocolate with a bad attitude?
A rebel-ry!
Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer (away for) so long!
What did the donut say to the coffee?
You’re brew-tiful!
Why did the jelly bean go to school?
Because it wanted to be a smartie!
What did the cake say to the fork?
You really make me feel special!
Snack Jokes
Why did the potato chip go to the party?
Because it was a little salty!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
Because it ran out of juice!
What do you get when you cross a snack with a joke?
A pun-derful treat!
Why did the pretzel break up with the cracker?
It found someone more knotty!
What did the popcorn say to the kernel?
You crack me up!
Why did the candy bar go to school?
Because it wanted to be a smartie!
What do you call a peanut butter sandwich that’s good at math?
A smartie bread!
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