Baseball Basics Why did the baseball player get arrested? He stole second base! What do you call a baseball player who throws a grenade? A thrower! Why was the baseball team always cold? They kept walking into the draft! How do baseball players stay cool? They stand next to their fans! Why are baseball players … Read more
Dribbling Delights Why did the basketball team go to the bank? They wanted to get their bounce checks! What do you call a basketball player who misses every shot? A real airball artist! Why was the basketball court wet? Because the players kept dribbling all over it! What did the basketball say to the player? … Read more
Football Puns Why did the football team go to the bank? Because they wanted to get their quarterback! What did the football say to the punter? You kick me off every time! Why do football players do well in school? Because they know how to tackle their problems! Why was the football field always wet? … Read more
Driving Jokes Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one. What do you call a golfer who is always in a hurry? A tee-rrific speedster. Why did the golf ball go to jail? It was caught in a rough situation. What did the golf club say … Read more