Classic Dad Jokes Why did the dad bring a ladder to Father’s Day? Because he heard the gifts were on another level! What did the father broom say to the son broom? It’s time to go sweep some floors! How do dads prefer to communicate? With their “text” books! Why did the dad sit on … Read more
Spooky Puns Why did the ghost go to the party? He heard it was going to be a boo-last! What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch! Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind! What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? … Read more
Turkey Jokes Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken! What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky! Why did the turkey sit on the egg? Because it wanted to hatch a plan! What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing wing! Why did the turkey join … Read more