Spooky Puns
Why did the ghost go to the party?
He heard it was going to be a boo-last!
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch!
Why don’t mummies take vacations?
They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind!
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite!
Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
To get another rib!
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
Ice scream!
Why did the vampire read the newspaper?
He heard it had great circulation!
What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes?
A cereal killer!
Witchy Whimsy
Why did the witch break up with her boyfriend?
He had too many hexes!
What do you call a clever witch?
A brain witch!
Why was the broom late?
It swept too much!
What do you call a witch’s garage?
A broom closet!
Why did the witch get a job?
She wanted to earn some spell money!
What do you call a witch who loves to dance?
A boogie witch!
Why did the witch go to school?
To improve her spell-ing!
What do you call a witch that’s good at math?
A witch with plenty of problems!
Frightening Fun
Why did the zombie go to school?
He wanted to improve his “dead”ication!
What do you call a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist!
Why did the vampire go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to draw blood!
What do you call a ghost that tells jokes?
A pun-derful spirit!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
What do you call a ghost’s true love?
A ghoul-friend!
Why was the broom late to the Halloween party?
It swept the wrong way!
What do you call a witch who is a great singer?
A witch who can carry a tune!
Ghoulish Giggles
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music!
Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
He couldn’t find any good necks!
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A hoblin!
Why did the skeleton bring a ladder to the bar?
He heard the drinks were on the house!
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A necktarine!
Why did the ghost go to the doctor?
He wasn’t feeling very boo-tiful!
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
He wanted a bite of the bright side!
Costume Capers
Why did the skeleton wear a costume?
He wanted to look “rib-tickling”!
What do you call a cat in a Halloween costume?
A meow-nster!
Why did the vampire get a job as a teacher?
He wanted to raise some “ghoul” students!
What did the pumpkin say to the pie?
You make me feel so “a-peeling”!
Why did the witch go to the hair salon?
She wanted a new “do” for Halloween!
What do you call a fashionable ghost?
A boo-tique lover!
Why did the mummy get a job?
He wanted to be a “wrap” star!
What do you call a ghost that loves to party?
A boo-ster!
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