Turkey Jokes
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky!
Why did the turkey sit on the egg?
Because it wanted to hatch a plan!
What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
Wing
wing!
Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Peckan pie!
Why did the turkey get a promotion?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google
google!
Food Jokes
What did the cranberry sauce say to the turkey?
“I’m sauced up and ready to go!”
Why did the chef break up with the turkey?
He found her too stuffed!
What do you call a stuffed animal that tells jokes?
A pun-stuffed turkey!
Why did the pie go to the dentist?
Because it needed a filling!
What do you call a turkey that tells jokes?
A funny gobbler!
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
A turkey that can pluck itself!
Why did the pumpkin pie break up with the apple pie?
It found someone more a-peeling!
What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot!
Family Jokes
Why did the family bring a ladder to Thanksgiving?
To reach new heights of gratitude!
What did the dad say when he couldn’t find the turkey?
“I guess it’s just a little ‘fowl’ play!”
Why did the family play hide and seek at Thanksgiving?
Because good luck hiding from the food!
What do you call a family of turkeys?
A gobble of relatives!
Why did the uncle bring a suitcase to dinner?
He heard it was a potluck!
What did the grandma say to her grandson at Thanksgiving?
“Don’t be a turkey
come help with the stuffing!”
Why did the cousins bring a broom to dinner?
To sweep everyone off their feet!
What’s a turkey’s favorite game to play with family?
Hide and go feast!
Thankfulness Jokes
Why did the turkey get a medal?
For being outstanding in gratitude!
What did the grateful turkey say?
“Thanks for all the stuffing love!”
Why did the pilgrims’ pants always fall down?
Because they wore their belt buckles on their hats!
What did the thankful corn say?
“I’m all ears for Thanksgiving!”
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field of thanks!
What’s a turkey’s favorite way to express gratitude?
By giving thanks with a side of gravy!
Why did everyone love Thanksgiving?
Because it’s a time to be ‘grate’ful!
What did the turkey say when it won the lottery?
“I’m so grateful
I could fly!”
Miscellaneous Jokes
What do you call a turkey that tells jokes?
A gobble-icious comedian!
Why did the turkey go to school?
To improve its “gobble-ry” skills!
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi!
Why did the turkey get kicked out of the party?
For being too stuffed with himself!
What do you call a turkey that can play the piano?
A turkey virtuoso!
Why was the Thanksgiving dinner so awkward?
Because everyone was on their “best behavior”!
What did one turkey say to the other?
“Let’s get this party ‘clucking’!”
Why did the turkey refuse to play cards?
He was afraid of cheaters!
Thanksgiving is a time for laughter
love
and a little bit of turkey humor. We hope these dad jokes brought a smile to your face and made your holiday gatherings even more enjoyable. For more laughs
check out these dad jokes about spring or quench your thirst for humor with some dad jokes about water. Happy Thanksgiving!