Pizza Puns What type of person doesn’t like pizza? A weir-dough. Why did the pizza maker go broke? He just couldn’t make enough dough. What did the pizza say to the topping? You complete me! Why did the pizza apply for a job? It wanted to make some extra cheese. What’s a pizza’s favorite movie? … Read more
Fruits Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! What do you call two bananas? A pair of slippers! Why did the apple go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well! What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing it just let out a little wine! Why are bananas … Read more
Cheesy One-Liners What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Halloumi! Why did the cheese cross the road? To get to the other side of the grate! How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese! What type of cheese is never yours? Nacho cheese! Why did the wheel of cheese … Read more
Corny Puns Why did the corn break up with the tomato? It found someone more a-maize-ing. What did the corn say to the farmer? I’m all ears! Why did the corn go to school? To become a little more stalked. What’s a corn’s favorite game? Kernel of truth! Why did the corn start a band? … Read more