Corny Puns
Why did the corn break up with the tomato?
It found someone more a-maize-ing.
What did the corn say to the farmer?
I’m all ears!
Why did the corn go to school?
To become a little more stalked.
What’s a corn’s favorite game?
Kernel of truth!
Why did the corn start a band?
It wanted to play some sweet corn tunes.
How do corn stalks communicate?
They use a-maize-ing technology!
What did the corn say when it won an award?
I’m just so pop-ped!
Why did the corn get a promotion?
It was outstanding in its field!
Corn and Food
What did the corn say when it was invited to dinner?
I’m all about that butter life!
Why do corn cobs never get lost?
They always stick together in a husk!
What do you call a corn that tells jokes?
A corn-edian!
Why did the corn go to the gym?
To get a little more husky!
What’s a corn’s favorite dessert?
Sweet corn pie!
Why did the corn refuse dessert?
It was already feeling a little corny!
What do you call a corn that likes to dance?
A shuck and jive!
Why did the corn file a police report?
It got stalked!
Corny Situations
What did the corn say to the scarecrow?
You’re really outstanding in your field!
Why did the corn get kicked out of the party?
It was too corny for everyone!
What did the corn do when it won the lottery?
It went on a-maize-ing adventures!
Why was the corn so good at math?
Because it knew how to count its kernels!
How did the corn feel after a long day?
Completely husked out!
What did the corn say to the popcorn?
You crack me up!
Why was the corn always calm?
Because it was a-maize-d by life!
Why did the corn sit on the fence?
It wanted to be a little more a-maize-ing!
Corn and Nature
Why do corn fields make great friends?
They always stick together!
What did the corn say to the wind?
Stop blowing my mind!
Why did the corn want to travel?
To see the world from a different stalk!
How does corn stay in shape?
It does a lot of ear-obics!
What do you call a corn that loves the outdoors?
A nature corn-isseur!
Why did the corn love the summer?
It was the perfect time for a-maize-ing growth!
What did the corn say to the sunflower?
You’re looking a-maize-ing today!
Why did the corn plant a garden?
To grow its own corn-ucopia!
Corny Humor
What do you call a corn that tells tall tales?
A corn-artist!
Why did the corn get a job?
To earn some extra kernels!
What did the corn say to the butter?
You’re the spread to my kernel!
Why did the corn go to therapy?
It had too many stalk issues!
What’s a corn’s favorite movie?
The Kernel’s List!
Why did the corn start a podcast?
It wanted to share its a-maize-ing stories!
What did the corn say at the comedy club?
I’ve got some corny jokes for you!
Why was the corn always invited to parties?
Because it knew how to have a-maize-ing fun!
We hope you enjoyed these corny jokes that are sure to bring a smile to your face! If you’re looking for more laughs
check out our collection of dad jokes about college or some dad jokes about cows for a good chuckle! Keep spreading the laughter!