Pizza Puns
What type of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weir-dough.
Why did the pizza maker go broke?
He just couldn’t make enough dough.
What did the pizza say to the topping?
You complete me!
Why did the pizza apply for a job?
It wanted to make some extra cheese.
What’s a pizza’s favorite movie?
The Slice of Life.
What do you call a fake pizza?
A pepper-faux-nee.
How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste!
What did the crust say to the pizza?
“You’re on a roll!”
Pizza Humor
Why did the pizza go to school?
To get a little saucy!
What did the pizza say to the delivery guy?
“You’re the best
but I’m not ready to commit yet!”
How does a pizza introduce itself?
“Slice to meet you!”
What’s a pizza’s favorite music genre?
Anything with a good beat to sauce to!
Why did the pepperoni break up with the cheese?
It found someone a little more saucy!
What do you call a pizza that tells jokes?
A pun-za!
Why did the pizza refuse to play cards?
It was afraid of getting a bad slice!
What did the pizza say during the argument?
“Let’s not make a big deal out of this
it’s just a little cheesy!”
Pasta and Pizza
Why do pasta and pizza never get along?
They always end up in a saucy debate!
What did the spaghetti say to the pizza?
“You’re looking a little sauced today!”
Why did the pizza break up with the pasta?
It couldn’t handle the carbs!
What did the pizza say to the lasagna?
“You’re just too layered for me!”
How did the pizza feel after a workout?
A little crusty but still hot!
What’s a pizza’s favorite workout?
The dough squat!
Why did the ravioli get jealous of the pizza?
Because it was getting all the cheese!
What did the pizza say to the macaroni?
“You’re pasta-tively amazing!”
Pizza and Love
What did one pizza say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
“I love you a whole lot
let’s make it saucy!”
Why did the pizza propose to the salad?
It wanted to have a healthy relationship!
How does a pizza express its love?
With extra cheese and a side of heart!
What did the pizza say on its wedding day?
“I dough
I dough!”
Why did the cheese fall in love?
It found its perfect match in the crust!
What do you call a romantic pizza?
A heart-y slice!
Why did the pizza feel lonely?
Because it couldn’t find its topping!
What did the pizza say to its soulmate?
“You make my heart melt!”
Pizza in Life
What’s a pizza’s motto?
“Slice life to the fullest!”
Why did the pizza always win at life?
Because it knew how to rise to the occasion!
How does pizza stay motivated?
It always looks for the next big slice!
What did the pizza say when it achieved its dreams?
“I’m on top of the world!”
Why is pizza the best at parties?
It always brings the flavor!
What’s a pizza’s advice for success?
“Stay cheesy and never give up!”
Why is pizza always invited to celebrations?
Because it’s the life of the party!
What does pizza do when it’s feeling down?
It gets a little saucy with friends!
Thank you for enjoying these deliciously cheesy dad jokes about pizza! If you’re looking for more humor
check out these dad jokes about leaving or perhaps some dad jokes about poop for a good laugh! Keep the smiles coming!