Travel Jokes
I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going anywhere.
It’s just too heavy to carry my dreams!
Why did the airplane break up with the suitcase?
It just couldn’t handle the baggage!
What do you call a plane that doesn’t fly?
A ground-breaking experience!
I tried to leave on a jet plane.
But it turns out I’m more of a bus person!
Why did the traveler bring a ladder?
To reach new heights on his journey!
What did the ocean say to the beach when leaving?
Nothing
it just waved!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms when they leave?
Because they make up everything!
What did one road say to the other when parting?
We’ll meet at the intersection!
Goodbye Jokes
Why did the tomato turn red when leaving?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
I told my friend I was leaving.
He said
“Don’t go breaking my heart!”
What did the farewell card say?
“Thanks for the memories
now let’s not make this awkward!”
Why did the musician leave the band?
He couldn’t find his key to success!
What do you say to a departing ghost?
“Don’t be a scaredy-cat
just boo-tifully leave!”
I’m leaving the party early.
I guess you could say I’m a “party pooper”!
Why did the computer go to sleep?
It needed to log off for a while!
What did the chair say when it was time to go?
“I’m getting up
but I’ll always have your back!”
Departure Jokes
Why did the chicken leave the road?
To prove it wasn’t a chicken!
I was going to leave a note.
But I decided to wing it instead!
What do you call a sheep that leaves?
A baaa-d traveler!
Why did the scarecrow leave?
He was outstanding in his field!
What did the grape say when it left?
“Wine not?”
Why did the math book look sad when leaving?
Because it had too many problems!
What did the clock say when it was time to leave?
“Time flies when you’re having fun!”
Why did the bicycle fall over when leaving?
Because it was two-tired!
Vacation Jokes
Why did the beach towel leave the party?
It felt like it was getting too sandy!
What did the sun say to the beach when leaving?
“I’ll be back to warm your heart!”
Why did the suitcase refuse to leave?
It had too much emotional baggage!
What do you call a travel blog that never leaves?
A “staycation” diary!
Why did the vacationer take a ladder?
To reach for the sky on his trip!
What did the passport say when it was time to go?
“Ready for a stampede of fun!”
Why do travelers never get lost?
Because they always follow their “instincts”!
What do you call a vacation that never ends?
A “stay-cation”!
Parting Jokes
Why did the cookie go to the doctor before leaving?
It felt crummy!
What did one friend say to another when leaving?
“Don’t go chasing waterfalls!”
Why did the broom leave?
It swept everyone off their feet!
What did the fish say when it was time to leave?
“I’m hooked on you
but I gotta swim!”
Why did the pencil leave the classroom?
It felt pointless!
What did the light bulb say when leaving?
“I’m switching off for the day!”
Why did the computer go to therapy?
It had too many issues leaving its past behind!
What did the coffee say when it was time to leave?
“Thanks for the brew-tiful moments!”
We hope you enjoyed these hilarious dad jokes about leaving! Remember
laughter is the best way to lighten the mood when you’re heading out. If you’re looking for more laughs
check out these dad jokes about hot weather or indulge in some cheesy fun with these dad jokes about pizza. Safe travels and keep smiling!