Jokes About Bathroom Etiquette
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look a bit flushed!
Why don’t toilets ever get lost?
Because they always know where to find a seat!
What’s a bathroom’s favorite type of music?
Toilet humor!
Why did the poop break up with the toilet?
It found someone who was more of a catch!
What did the plumber say to the toilet?
You’re a real flush of fresh air!
Why did the bathroom stall get promoted?
It really knew how to handle pressure!
Why did the toilet get invited to parties?
Because it knows how to handle a crowd!
Jokes About Poop Puns
What did the poop say to the fart?
You blow me away!
What do you call a bathroom superhero?
Captain Pooper!
Why did the poop go to school?
To become a little turd-ucated!
What’s a poop’s favorite game?
Hide and seek
because it loves to drop and roll!
Why did the poop fail math?
It couldn’t find its common denominator!
What did the poop say during the race?
I’m just trying to get ahead!
Why was the poop always calm?
Because it knew how to let it all go!
What did the poop say to the toilet paper?
You’re on a roll!
Jokes About Poop and Animals
What did the dog say after a long day?
I’m just pooped!
Why don’t elephants use toilets?
Because they prefer to drop their trunks!
What do you call a cat that eats poop?
A litter-ature!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side… where the poop was!
What do you call a bear that poops?
A grizzly mess!
Why did the cow sit down?
Because it was too full of moo-d!
What do you call a horse that’s always pooping?
A stable mess!
Why did the pig get kicked out of school?
For being a little too crass!
Jokes About Poop in History
Why was the ancient Roman toilet so popular?
It had great seating arrangements!
What did the Pharaoh say about the bathroom?
It’s a real pyramid scheme!
Why did the medieval knight refuse to use the bathroom?
He couldn’t find the throne!
What did the caveman say about his poop?
It’s a real rock-solid situation!
Why did the Renaissance artist paint toilets?
Because he believed in the art of hygiene!
What’s the favorite bathroom of the ancient Greeks?
The Parthenon-tion!
Why did the Viking refuse to flush?
He preferred to go out with a bang!
What did the Revolutionary War soldier say?
Give me liberty or give me poop!
Jokes About Poop and Food
Why did the poop go to the buffet?
It heard there was a lot of room for growth!
What’s a poop’s favorite dessert?
Brownies
of course!
What do you call a poop that loves pizza?
A cheesy turd!
Why did the poop refuse to eat vegetables?
It didn’t want to get too green!
What did the poop say to the ice cream?
You’re a real scoop!
Why did the poop get kicked out of the restaurant?
It was too full of itself!
What’s a poop’s favorite drink?
Root beer
naturally!
Why did the poop love breakfast?
Because it was a real “toot” of the day!
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