Hilarious Underwear Puns Why did the underwear go to school? It wanted to improve its “brief” knowledge. What did one pair of underwear say to the other? “We make a great pair!” Why do underwear always win arguments? They know how to “support” their claims! What did the boxer say to the briefs? “You really … Read more
Fashion Forward Zipper Jokes Why did the zipper break up with the button? It couldn’t handle the pressure of a fastened relationship. What did the zipper say to the jacket? You’re just my type let’s zip it up! Why did the zipper apply for a job? It wanted to get ahead in life and fasten … Read more
Classic Jean Jokes Why did the pair of jeans break up? They were just too distressed. What do you call a detective in denim? Jean-vestigator! Why did the jeans apply for a job? They wanted to get some pockets! What did one pair of jeans say to the other? We make a great fit! Why … Read more
Shirts Why did the shirt go to school? It wanted to get a little more “collar” education. What do you call a shirt that plays music? A tunic! Why did the shirt break up with the pants? It found them too “clingy”. What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead I’ll … Read more
Hair Raising Jokes Why did the ginger bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house! What do you call a ginger who studies the stars? A red-astronomer! Why did the ginger get kicked out of the hair salon? They couldn’t stop making split ends! How do gingers keep … Read more
Fashionable Hats Why did the hat go to school? Because it wanted to be a smart cap! What did the baseball cap say to the sun? You’re really getting under my brim! Why did the fedora break up with the beanie? It just couldn’t handle the cold relationship! What do you call a hat that’s … Read more
Hair Puns Why did the hairbrush break up with the comb? It found someone with more style. What did the hair say to the scalp? We really need to stick together! Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they always use honeycombs! What did the hair say to the hat? You go on ahead I’ll … Read more
Silly Sock Puns Why did the sock break up with the shoe? It found someone more sole-mate. What did one sock say to the other? We make a great pair! Why do socks never get lost? Because they always stick together! What do you call a sock that can do magic? A sock-cerer! Why did … Read more
Footwear Funnies Why did the shoe break up with the sandal? It found someone with more sole. What did the sneaker say to the dress shoe? You’re just too fancy for me! Why do shoes never get lost? Because they always follow the sole! What do you call a shoe that can dance? A toe-tapper! … Read more