Shirts
Why did the shirt go to school?
It wanted to get a little more “collar” education.
What do you call a shirt that plays music?
A tunic!
Why did the shirt break up with the pants?
It found them too “clingy”.
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead
I’ll hang around!
Why did the button get kicked out of the party?
Because it was too “loose”!
What did the shirt say to the sweater?
You’re looking a bit “pilled” today!
Why do shirts always win arguments?
Because they have a lot of “points”!
What did one shirt say to another at the gym?
Let’s “sweat” it out together!
Pants
Why did the pants go to therapy?
They had too many “emotional pockets”.
What do you call pants that can sing?
Joggers!
Why did the belt get arrested?
For holding up a pair of pants!
What did the jeans say to the shorts?
You’re a little “cut” above the rest!
Why do pants never get lost?
They always find their “waist” back!
What did the pants say to the shirt?
You’re the “best fit” for me!
Why are pants such good detectives?
Because they always “zip” to conclusions!
What do you call a pair of pants that can tell jokes?
A pun-cho!
Footwear
Why did the shoe break up with the boot?
Because it found someone “sneakier”.
What do you call a shoe that tells jokes?
A “pun” sneaker!
Why did the sandals go to the party?
They wanted to have a “toe-tally” good time!
What did the high heel say to the flat shoe?
You’re just not my “sole” mate!
Why did the sneaker get a promotion?
Because it was always “on the run”!
What do you call a shoe that’s always late?
A “slipper”!
Why did the boot apply for a job?
It wanted to “step up” in life!
What did one shoe say to the other?
We’re “sole” mates!
Accessories
Why did the watch break up with the clock?
It couldn’t handle the “time” commitment.
What do you call a fashionable belt?
A “waist” of style!
Why did the scarf get a promotion?
It was always “wrapping” things up!
What did the necklace say to the bracelet?
You’re my “link” to happiness!
Why did the sunglasses apply for a job?
They wanted to “shade” their way to success!
What did the hat say to the scarf?
You really “tie” the outfit together!
Why did the earrings get in trouble?
They were always “dangling” around!
What did the bow tie say to the regular tie?
You’re just not “knot” my style!
Outerwear
Why did the jacket go to school?
To improve its “zip” code!
What do you call a coat that’s good at math?
A “calculating” jacket!
Why did the raincoat apply for a job?
It wanted to “cover” all bases!
What did the parka say to the windbreaker?
You really know how to “break” the ice!
Why did the sweater get a job?
It wanted to “knit” its way to success!
What did the trench coat say to the overcoat?
You’re looking a bit “heavy” today!
Why did the winter coat get a promotion?
It was always “on top” of things!
What do you call a fashionable raincoat?
A “drip” of style!
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