Easter Bunny Jokes
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backward?
A receding hare-line!
Why did the Easter Bunny get a job?
Because he was tired of being a hare-raising experience!
What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?
It’s been nice gnawing you!
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
He does hare-obics!
Why did the Easter Bunny go to school?
To improve his egg-ceptional skills!
What do you call a mischievous Easter Bunny?
A little egg-stra!
Why was the Easter Bunny so good at math?
Because he always knew how to multiply!
Egg Jokes
What do you call an egg that tells jokes?
A yolkster!
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
What did one egg say to the other?
You’re egg-cellent!
Why did the egg fail its driving test?
It couldn’t find the right turn!
What kind of eggs do you get in the winter?
Eggnog!
Why did the egg sit on the road?
Because it wanted to get egg-rolled!
What do you call a bad egg?
A rotten egg!
Why did the egg go to school?
To get a little egg-ducation!
Chocolate Jokes
What did the chocolate say to the Easter Bunny?
I’m all ears for some sweet treats!
Why was the chocolate so good at keeping secrets?
Because it was always wrapped up!
What do you call an Easter egg that tells jokes?
A funny egg!
Why did the chocolate break up with the marshmallow?
It found someone a little sweeter!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with chocolate?
A chocolate bunny that hops for joy!
Why did the chocolate bunny go to therapy?
It had too many sweet issues!
What’s a chocolate bunny’s favorite music?
Anything that’s egg-citing!
Why did the chocolate egg get kicked out of school?
It couldn’t stop cracking up!
Spring Jokes
Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it’s easier than wallpapering them!
What do you call a rabbit that tells jokes?
A funny bunny!
Why did the flower break up with the Easter egg?
It found someone who was more blooming!
What do you call a bunny in a massive snowstorm?
Lost in the hare-icane!
Why did the gardener plant a seed on Easter?
Because he wanted to grow some egg-citement!
How do you know spring is here?
The eggs are cracking up!
What do you call a rabbit who is really good at basketball?
A hare-raiser!
Why do bunnies make such good friends?
Because they’re always hopping to help!
General Easter Jokes
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a bee?
A honey bunny!
Why don’t you ever tell secrets on Easter?
Because the eggs might crack!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bunny hoppers!
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
What’s a bunny’s favorite dance?
The bunny hop!
Why did the Easter chicken join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A funny bunny!
Why did the Easter egg fail its driving test?
It couldn’t find the right turn!
We hope you enjoyed these egg-cellent Easter dad jokes! If you’re looking for more laughs
check out our collection of dad jokes about driving and don’t miss our dad jokes about eggs for even more fun! Happy Easter!