Zombie Puns
Why did the zombie go to school?
He wanted to improve his “dead”ication.
What do you call a zombie who writes music?
A “dead” composer.
Why don’t zombies eat fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
What do zombies wear to a party?
Their “grave” clothes.
Why did the zombie break up with his girlfriend?
He just couldn’t “flesh” out the relationship.
What’s a zombie’s favorite exercise?
Dead-lifts!
Why did the zombie start a gardening business?
He had a knack for “growing” his own food.
What do you call a zombie comedian?
A “deadpan” performer.
Zombie Food Jokes
What do zombies like to eat for breakfast?
Brain flakes!
Why did the zombie refuse dessert?
He was already stuffed with brains.
What’s a zombie’s favorite meal?
Anything with a little “bite” in it.
Why did the zombie chef get fired?
He kept making “grave” mistakes.
What kind of candy do zombies prefer?
Anything with “gory” fillings!
Why did the zombie go on a diet?
He wanted to lose a few “pounds of flesh.”
What do you call a zombie who loves to cook?
A “culinary cadaver.”
Why did the zombie start a food blog?
He wanted to share his “undying” passion for food.
Zombie Relationships
Why did the zombie get a girlfriend?
He was tired of being “dead” inside.
What did the zombie say to his crush?
“I think you’re to “die” for.”
Why do zombies make terrible friends?
They always “eat” their emotions!
What did the zombie couple do on their date?
They went for a “grave” walk.
Why did the zombie marry his girlfriend?
He found her “undying” love irresistible.
What did the zombie say during the breakup?
“It’s not you
it’s my “hunger.”
Why do zombies never get lonely?
Because they always have a “horde” of friends!
What do you call a zombie who’s a hopeless romantic?
A “love”ly undead!
Zombie Work Jokes
Why did the zombie get a job?
He wanted to “bring home the brains.”
What do you call a zombie in the office?
A “dead” weight!
Why did the zombie fail his job interview?
He couldn’t stop “stumbling” over his words.
What’s a zombie’s favorite part of the workday?
When it’s time to “clock out” for brains!
Why do zombies make bad employees?
They always “lose their heads” under pressure.
What did the zombie say to his boss?
“I’m just here for the “dead”lines.”
Why did the zombie take a break?
He needed to “rest in peace.”
What do zombies do for team-building?
They go on a “flesh” hunt!
Zombie Miscellaneous Jokes
Why did the zombie cross the road?
To eat the chicken on the other side!
What’s a zombie’s favorite game?
Hide and “scream.”
What do you call a zombie with a smartphone?
A “dead”icated user!
Why are zombies great at parties?
They really know how to “raise the dead.”
What did the zombie say at the comedy show?
“I’m just here for the “brain” tickles.”
Why did the zombie go to therapy?
He had too many “issues” to process.
What do zombies do when they’re bored?
They go “grave” digging for fun!
What’s a zombie’s favorite movie genre?
Anything with a “bloody” twist!
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