Sunny Jokes
Why did the sun go to school?
To get a little brighter!
What did the sun say to the cloud?
You’re really bringing me down!
How does a sunburn feel?
It’s a little too hot to handle!
Why did the sun bring a suitcase?
Because it wanted to travel light!
What does the sun do when it gets angry?
It gets a little heated!
Why did the sun break up with the moon?
It needed space!
What did the sun say to the rain?
I’m just trying to shine here!
Why did the sun always win at poker?
Because it knew how to play its rays!
Rainy Jokes
What do you call it when it rains cats and dogs?
Animal precipitation!
Why did the raindrop break up with the puddle?
It found someone more shallow!
What do you call a wet bear?
A drizzly bear!
Why did the rain go to therapy?
It had too many emotional showers!
What’s a rain cloud’s favorite game?
Drizzle and drizzle!
Why did the umbrella get a promotion?
It was always covering for others!
What do you call a rainstorm that tells jokes?
A pun-derstorm!
Why did the raindrop join the band?
Because it had perfect pitch!
Windy Jokes
What did the wind say to the kite?
I’m just trying to lift you up!
Why do trees hate the wind?
It always blows them off course!
How do you know the wind is a good musician?
It always has the right notes!
Why did the wind break up with the leaf?
It needed some space to blow around!
What did one gust of wind say to the other?
Let’s blow this joint!
Why did the wind get a job?
It wanted to make a breeze!
What’s the wind’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good draft!
Why was the wind so good at sports?
It always knew how to pass the ball!
Snowy Jokes
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
Why did the snowflake get kicked out of school?
Because it was too flaky!
How do snowmen greet each other?
Ice to meet you!
What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chill out!
Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
He was picking his nose!
What do you call a snowman party?
A chill fest!
Why did the snowman call for a taxi?
He wanted to get a little warmer!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
Thunderstorm Jokes
What did the thunder say to the lightning?
You’re shocking!
Why did the thunder break up with the lightning?
It found someone more electrifying!
What do you call a thunderstorm that sings?
A rain-chorus!
Why did the thunder go to school?
To improve its sound skills!
What’s a thunderstorm’s favorite drink?
Lightning lemonade!
Why did the thunder join the band?
It wanted to make some noise!
How does a thunderstorm stay in shape?
It does cloud workouts!
What do you get when you cross a thunderstorm with a computer?
A lightning fast processor!
We hope you enjoyed these weather-themed dad jokes! Whether you’re facing sunny skies or stormy weather
there’s always a reason to crack a smile. For more laughs
check out our collection of dad jokes about school or warm up with some dad jokes about winter. Stay punny!