Computer Jokes
Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Because light attracts bugs!
Why did the computer go to therapy?
It had too many bytes of anxiety!
Why was the computer cold?
It left its Windows open!
How do you comfort a JavaScript bug?
You console it!
Why did the developer go broke?
Because he lost his domain in a bet!
What do you call an educated computer?
A nerd with a byte degree!
Why did the coder break up with their partner?
They had too many unresolved issues!
Why do Java developers wear glasses?
Because they can’t C#!
Science Jokes
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything!
What did the biologist wear to impress their date?
Designer genes!
Why did the physicist get kicked out of class?
Because they kept talking about their potential!
What did the nerd say when they found two isotopes of helium?
HeHe!
Why did the mathematician break up with the physicist?
They had too many problems!
What did one ion say to another?
I’ve got my ion you!
Why are chemists excellent for solving problems?
They have all the solutions!
What did the nerd say to the chemistry teacher?
You’re so basic!
Math Jokes
Why was the equal sign so humble?
Because it knew it wasn’t less than or greater than!
Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
Because it was over 90 degrees!
What do you call a number that can’t keep still?
A roamin’ numeral!
Why did the student wear glasses in math class?
To improve di-vision!
Why was the math book sad?
It had too many problems!
What’s a math teacher’s favorite place in NYC?
Times Square!
Why did the two fours skip lunch?
Because they already eight!
What do you call a mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!
Tech Jokes
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
Because it lost its contacts!
Why did the nerd bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
What do you call a computer that sings?
A Dell!
Why did the web developer go broke?
Because they used up all their cache!
Why did the IT guy get stuck in the shower?
Because he couldn’t find the soap’s URL!
What do you call a tech-savvy superhero?
Captain Code!
Why do nerds make terrible secret agents?
Because they always leave a trail of cookies!
How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
General Nerd Jokes
Why did the nerd sit on the computer?
Because they wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
What do you call a nerd who loves to garden?
A plant nerd!
Why did the nerd bring a pencil to bed?
To draw their dreams!
What do you get when you cross a computer and a lifeguard?
A screensaver!
Why did the nerd go broke?
Because they lost their sense of “cents”!
What did the nerd say when they finished a puzzle?
Piece of cake!
How do nerds stay in shape?
They do “byte”-sized workouts!
Why did the nerd always carry a pencil?
In case they had to draw a line!
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