Musical Instruments
Why did the piano break up with the accordion?
It found the relationship too one-sided.
What do you call a fish that plays the piano?
A bass player!
Why did the guitar get kicked out of the band?
It couldn’t find its chord!
How do you fix a broken tuba?
With a tuba glue!
What did the drum say to the cymbal?
Stop crashing my party!
Why did the musician get kicked out of the band?
He kept playing second fiddle!
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music!
Why did the trumpet player get locked out?
Because he couldn’t find the right key!
Music Genres
Why did the hip-hop artist go broke?
He lost his flow!
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat minor!
Why are jazz musicians so good at baseball?
Because they know how to swing!
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
Banana-na!
Why did the country singer break up with his girlfriend?
She had too many hang-ups!
What did the rock say to the pop?
Stop rolling with the punches!
Why did the classical musician get kicked out of the restaurant?
He couldn’t stop composing himself!
What do you call a musical fish?
A tuna fish!
Famous Musicians
Why did Mozart get kicked out of the music class?
He kept playing by ear!
What did the music critic say about the chicken’s album?
It was eggcellent!
Why did the singer go to jail?
For getting caught in a treble!
What did the DJ name his son?
DJ Khaled
because he always says “Another one!”
Why did the singer bring a ladder to the concert?
To reach the high notes!
What’s Elvis’s favorite type of exercise?
Rock and roll-ercise!
Why did the artist break up with the musician?
He found her too sketchy!
What do you call a musician with problems?
A flat note!
Concerts and Performances
Why did the audience bring a ladder to the concert?
To reach the high notes!
What do you call a concert that takes place in the sky?
A high note concert!
Why did the musician bring a suitcase to the gig?
He wanted to pack his set!
What do you call a musical performance that’s out of tune?
A disaster in harmony!
Why did the concert go on without the drummer?
Because he was always late to the beat!
What did the crowd say when the band played a bad note?
“That’s not how you scale it!”
Why did the singer break up with the band?
There was too much drama in the mix!
What did the audience say when the band played too long?
“This is a little too encore!”
Music and Life
Why did the music teacher go to jail?
For being a little too sharp!
What did the music note say to the rest?
We’re all in this together!
Why did the musician get kicked out of school?
He couldn’t stop hitting the wrong notes!
What did one music note say to the other?
“You complete me!”
Why did the musician bring a pencil to the concert?
To draw a crowd!
What do you call a music lover?
A note-worthy individual!
Why was the music book so sad?
It had too many minor keys!
What did the music say to the dancer?
“Let’s groove together!”
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