Lawn Mowing
Why don’t grasshoppers mow the lawn?
Because they prefer to play it by ear!
What did the lawn say to the mower?
Cut it out!
Why did the lawn mower get promoted?
It was outstanding in its field!
How does the lawn stay cool during summer?
It has a lot of fans!
Why do lawns never get lost?
They always stay on the right path!
What do you call a lazy grass?
Lawn and order!
How do lawns greet each other?
With a mow-ning hello!
Why was the lawnmower always calm?
It knew how to cut through the tension!
Gardening
Why did the gardener go broke?
He couldn’t find his celery!
What do you call a fancy garden?
A bed of roses!
How do you make a garden party?
Turn up the beet!
Why did the gardener plant a light bulb?
He wanted to grow a power plant!
Why did the scarecrow become a gardener?
He was outstanding in his field!
What’s a gardener’s favorite type of music?
Heavy mulch-al!
Why did the gardener get a promotion?
He was rooted in hard work!
Why did the gardener bring a ladder?
To reach new heights!
Trimming and Pruning
Why do trees hate trimming?
It really cuts into their time!
How do bushes ask for a trim?
They give you a little hedge up!
Why was the shrub always late?
It couldn’t cut it on time!
How do you know the trees are getting a haircut?
You hear a lot of chopping and gossiping!
Why did the gardener prune the conversation?
To make it more to the point!
What do you call a well-groomed hedge?
Shear perfection!
Why did the hedge feel embarrassed?
It got caught in a shear accident!
How do you make a tree laugh?
Tell it some pruning jokes!
Weeding
Why do gardeners hate weeds?
They’re always trying to steal the show!
What do you call a weed that tells jokes?
A pun-weed!
Why did the gardener bring a magnifying glass?
To weed out the small stuff!
How do weeds get around?
They hitchhike on the wind!
Why do weeds love rock music?
They thrive on heavy metal!
What did the weed say to the flower?
Quit trying to weed me out!
Why did the gardener always carry a flashlight?
To weed out trouble in the dark!
What do you call a weed’s favorite sport?
Rootball!
General Yard Work
Why did the gardener take a nap?
Because he was bushed!
How does a gardener apologize?
By turning over a new leaf!
Why are yards always so inviting?
They know how to grass-p the situation!
Why did the gardener bring a book?
To turn the pages of nature!
What’s a yard’s favorite type of joke?
One with a great punchline!
Why did the gardener join a band?
To get down to earth with his roots!
How do you describe a perfect yard?
Grass-tacular!
What did the rake say to the leaf?
I’m really falling for you!
Thanks for enjoying these yard work dad jokes! If you loved these, you’ll also get a kick out of our dad jokes about volunteering and our dad jokes about yoga. Keep laughing and happy yard work!