Office Life
I told my boss I needed a raise.
He said
You need to work on your negotiation skills!
Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory?
He took a day off!
I asked my boss if I could leave early.
He said
Sure, if you can find your way out of the paperwork!
My coworker said he didn’t understand cloning.
I told him
That makes two of us!
Why did the scarecrow become a successful manager?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
I told my team to start thinking outside the box.
Now they’re all in the break room!
Why did the computer go to therapy?
It had too many bytes of stress!
My boss asked me to start the presentation without me.
I said
That’s a little hard to do!
Workplace Humor
I used to be a banker.
But I lost interest!
Why did the worker bring a ladder to work?
Because they wanted to climb the corporate ladder!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
“Supplies!”
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything
including excuses!
I told my coworker to stop impersonating a flamingo.
He had to put his foot down!
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
Why did the employee stay home from work?
He had a case of the Mondays!
What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory!
Meetings and Deadlines
Why did the meeting get canceled?
Because everyone was on the same page!
I told my boss I was late because I had a flat tire.
He said
You should have just rolled with it!
What do you call a meeting with no agenda?
A waste of time!
Why did the deadline break up with the project?
It just couldn’t commit!
I asked my coworker how he stays so organized.
He said
I just keep my life in order!
What did the project manager say to the procrastinator?
“You’re really pushing it!”
Why do we never tell secrets at a meeting?
Because they might leak out!
Why did the calendar apply for a job?
It wanted to start a new month!
Job Interviews
I went for a job interview and they asked me to describe myself.
I said
I’m a hard worker who loves to play!
What did the applicant say when asked about his strengths?
“I’m great at making excuses!”
Why did the job applicant bring a pencil to the interview?
In case they needed to draw attention!
How do you impress your interviewer?
Just be yourself
but with a better resume!
Why did the candidate break up with the job?
It just wasn’t a good fit!
I told my interviewer I was good at multitasking.
He said
Prove it!
What do you call an interview with a magician?
A disappearing act!
Why did the candidate wear a suit to the interview?
Because he wanted to look sharp!
Work-Life Balance
Why did the employee bring a suitcase to work?
Because he wanted to take his work-life balance seriously!
I tried to balance my work and life.
But I ended up with a lot of juggling!
What did the workaholic say to his family?
“I’ll be home as soon as I finish being busy!”
Why did the employee get a side hustle?
To keep things interesting outside of work!
How do you know when you need a vacation?
When your desk starts looking like a beach!
Why did the employee start gardening?
To grow a better work-life balance!
What do you call a day off?
A well-deserved break!
Why do I love Fridays?
Because they’re a gateway to freedom!
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