Wedding Puns
Why did the bride bring a ladder to the wedding?
She heard the cake was on the top tier!
What did the groom say to the bride at the altar?
“You’re the one I’ve been waiting for
and I can’t ‘knot’ wait to marry you!”
Why did the wedding photographer break up with their partner?
They just couldn’t find the right focus!
What do you call a wedding that takes place in a bakery?
A sweet ceremony!
Why did the bride refuse to wear a veil?
She wanted to keep her options open!
What did the husband say when he forgot his wedding anniversary?
“I’m just trying to keep the spark alive!”
Why did the couple go to therapy before their wedding?
To work on their “I do” issues!
What did one wedding ring say to the other?
“We make a perfect pair!”
Funny Wedding Situations
Why did the bride wear sneakers on her wedding day?
She wanted to run away if needed!
What do you call a wedding with a DJ?
A “marry”-oke party!
Why did the groom bring a pencil to the wedding?
In case he needed to draw the line!
What did the bride say when she lost her bouquet?
“I guess I’ll just have to ‘floral’ it!”
Why was the wedding so cold?
Because it was a “chilly” reception!
What did the bride say when her dress was too tight?
“Looks like I need a ‘waist’ management plan!”
Why did the couple get married on a trampoline?
They wanted to take their vows to new heights!
What did the bride say to her bridesmaids?
“Let’s get this party ‘gown’ the road!”
Marriage Advice Jokes
What’s the best advice for a happy marriage?
Always remember to say “I love you”… and “You’re right!”
Why did the husband always carry a map?
So he wouldn’t get lost in his wife’s thoughts!
What’s a husband’s favorite exercise?
Running errands for his wife!
Why did the couple start a gardening business?
They wanted to grow together!
What’s the secret to a long marriage?
Two remote controls!
Why do married people live longer?
Because they can’t argue with the Grim Reaper!
What’s a surefire way to annoy your spouse?
Leave the toilet seat up… and don’t say “I do!”
Why did the wife bring a suitcase to dinner?
She wanted to pack her husband’s bags for the argument!
Wedding Day Funnies
Why did the bride take a nap during the ceremony?
She wanted to wake up to a “happily ever after!”
What did the groom say when asked about his wedding vows?
“I’ll take ‘I do’ for 200
Alex!”
Why did the guests bring string to the wedding?
To tie the knot!
What did the bride say when the cake fell over?
“Well
that’s a tiering situation!”
Why did the groom bring a ladder to the wedding?
He wanted to elevate the occasion!
What did the officiant say to the couple?
“Let’s make this official
shall we?”
Why did the couple hire a magician for their wedding?
To make their problems disappear!
What did the bride say when she tripped walking down the aisle?
“Guess I really fell for him!”
Love and Laughter
Why did the couple bring a ladder to their honeymoon?
To reach new heights of love!
What did the groom say when he forgot his wedding vows?
“I guess I’ll wing it!”
Why did the bride refuse to share her dessert?
Because it was her “piece of cake!”
What did the couple say when they found a matching pair of socks?
“Looks like we’re ‘sole’ mates!”
Why did the bride and groom start a band?
Because they wanted to make beautiful music together!
What did the husband say after a long day of wedding planning?
“I’m ‘married’ to my work!”
Why did the couple bring a broom to the wedding?
To sweep each other off their feet!
What did the bride say when she saw her wedding cake?
“That’s one ‘sweet’ deal!”
As you can see
weddings can be a source of endless laughter and joy. Whether you’re planning your big day or just reminiscing about it
these dad jokes are sure to bring a smile. For more laughs
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