Water Puns
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because it found someone deeper.
What do you call a water bottle that’s always sad?
A tear-jerker.
Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
How do oceans say goodbye?
They wave!
What did the river say to the pond?
Stop being so shallow!
Why did the water refuse to play cards?
Because it was afraid of getting dealt a bad hand!
What do you call a water that can sing?
Aqua-voiced!
Why did the water get a promotion?
Because it really knew how to flow with the team!
Water Activities
Why did the swimmer bring a pencil to the pool?
In case they needed to draw a line!
What do you call a water sport that’s always late?
Procrastination surfing!
Why did the diver bring a ladder?
To reach new depths!
What did the lifeguard say to the drowning computer?
Don’t worry
I’ll save you!
Why did the water park close?
It had too many leaks!
What do you call a lazy river?
A pool of procrastination!
Why did the water skier break up with their partner?
They just weren’t on the same wave!
What did the water say to the beach?
You’re shore looking fine today!
Water Science
Why did the water molecule break up?
Too much pressure!
What do you call a scientist who studies water?
A hydro-logist!
Why was the water cycle always happy?
Because it was always going with the flow!
What did the scientist say about the water’s relationship?
It’s all about chemistry!
Why did the glacier break up with the lake?
It needed some space to melt!
What did the ocean say to the river during their argument?
You’re just too shallow!
Why do water molecules love to party?
Because they can’t resist a good bond!
What did the water say to the scientist?
Stop trying to analyze me!
Water Animals
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
Why did the crab never share its food?
Because it was a little shellfish!
What did the whale say to the dolphin?
You’re so fin-tastic!
Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools!
What do you call a lazy fish?
A couch fish!
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the other tide!
What do you call a fish that practices medicine?
A sturgeon!
Why did the seagull fly over the bay?
Because if it flew over the bay
it would be a bagel!
Water Humor
Why did the water get kicked out of the party?
Because it couldn’t stop spilling the tea!
What did one water bottle say to the other?
You’re looking refreshing!
Why did the sponge get promoted?
It soaked up all the knowledge!
What do you call a water joke?
A splash hit!
Why did the water refuse to fight?
It didn’t want to get into hot water!
What do you call a water fountain that tells jokes?
A pun-ting fountain!
Why did the water ask for a raise?
It wanted to increase its flow!
What did the puddle say to the rain?
Thanks for making me feel whole again!
We hope you enjoyed these water-themed dad jokes! If you’re looking for more laughs
check out our collection of dad jokes about Thanksgiving or our adorable dad jokes about babies. Stay hydrated and keep smiling!