Walking Puns
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field while walking!
What do you call a dinosaur that walks slowly?
A dino-snore!
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired to walk!
What do you call a walking tree?
A root-ster!
How do trees get to school?
They walk on their roots!
Why did the man bring a ladder while walking?
He heard the job was up-and-coming!
What do you call a walk through the park?
A stroll in the fun!
Why did the computer go for a walk?
To get its bytes in order!
Walking Mishaps
Why did the tomato turn red while walking?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What happened when the man walked into a bar?
He got a headache from the low ceiling!
Why did the duck walk across the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the ghost go for a walk?
To lift its spirits!
What do you get when you walk into a room full of cats?
A purr-fectly awkward situation!
Why did the skeleton go for a walk?
He didn’t have the guts to stay home!
What did one shoe say to the other while walking?
“Don’t worry
I’ve got your back!”
Why did the man walk in circles?
He was trying to find his direction!
Walking and Animals
Why do elephants never walk on their toes?
Because they have flat feet!
What do you call a dog that walks in circles?
A pup-eroni!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks for walking!
What do you call a cat that walks a lot?
A feline on the go!
Why did the penguin walk to work?
Because it couldn’t find its car!
What do you get when a cow walks into a bar?
A mooo-ving experience!
Why did the horse walk into the bar?
To get a little hay!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato!
Walking and Technology
Why did the smartphone go for a walk?
To improve its reception!
What do you call a robot that loves to walk?
A step-bot!
Why did the computer walk away?
It needed to reboot!
What did the GPS say to the pedestrian?
“You have arrived at your destination
now walk!”
Why did the tablet go on a walk?
To get some fresh bytes!
How does a computer walk?
By using its motherboard!
Why did the internet walk out?
It needed to clear its cache!
What happens when a computer takes a stroll?
It gets a little “byte” of exercise!
Inspirational Walking
What do you call a motivational speaker who loves to walk?
A step-spirational coach!
Why should you always walk with purpose?
Because it’s the best way to get ahead!
What did the walker say on a tough day?
“Every step counts!”
Why do people who walk have better ideas?
Because they’re always on the move!
How do you make a walking stick?
With a lot of “stick-to-it” attitude!
Why did the marathon runner walk instead?
He wanted to pace himself!
What’s a walker’s favorite exercise?
Taking steps towards success!
Why do walkers make great friends?
Because they always go the extra mile!
We hope you enjoyed these hilarious walking dad jokes! If you’re looking for more laughs
check out our collection of dad jokes about Valentine’s Day or get a kick out of our dad jokes about working out. Keep walking and keep laughing!