Election Puns
Why did the voter bring a ladder?
Because they wanted to reach new heights in democracy!
What do you call a voting machine that tells jokes?
A pun-derful ballot box!
Why did the candidate always carry a pencil?
In case they needed to draw a crowd!
What did the ballot say to the voter?
“You’ve got my vote
let’s make it a date!”
Why did the scarecrow win the election?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
How do you organize a space party for voting?
You planet!
Why do voters make terrible comedians?
Because their punchlines always get lost in the polls!
What’s a politician’s favorite type of music?
Vote-als!
Voting Humor
Why did the voter break up with their partner?
They just didn’t see eye to eye on the issues!
What do you call a group of musical voters?
The Electra Band!
Why was the election so cold?
Because it had too many chill voters!
How do you know if a politician is lying?
Their lips are moving on the ballot!
What do you get when you cross a politician with a dog?
A candidate that can fetch votes!
Why did the voter sit on the ballot?
To ensure it was a solid choice!
What did the voter say when they got a new phone?
“I can finally make some calls to the polls!”
Why do election campaigns take so long?
Because they’re always trying to “poll” the audience!
Ballot Banter
What do you call a voting enthusiast?
A ballot-ologist!
Why did the voter go to art school?
To learn how to draw more voters!
How do you make a voting decision?
With a lot of “weighing” the options!
Why was the ballot so confident?
Because it knew it was a “sure thing”!
What do you call a voting contest between ghosts?
A boo-lot!
Why did the voter bring a suitcase to the polls?
They were ready for a long election season!
What do you call a politician who always wins?
A “sure bet”!
Why did the voting booth get promoted?
It was always on the “front lines”!
Campaign Chuckles
What did one vote say to the other?
“We make a great team!”
Why did the voter join a gym?
To get in shape for the election marathon!
What’s a politician’s favorite exercise?
Running for office!
Why did the voter bring a broom to the polls?
To sweep the competition!
What do you call a politician who tells the truth?
A unicorn!
Why did the voter apply for a job?
To get some “poll” experience!
What’s a politician’s favorite game?
Hide and seek the votes!
Why was the election like a bad joke?
It just didn’t land well!
Polling Puns
What did the voter say to the pollster?
“You really know how to ask the right questions!”
Why do voters love math?
Because they can always count on it!
What’s a vote’s favorite type of movie?
A “blockbuster”!
Why was the ballot so good at sports?
It always knew how to score!
What do you call a voting session that takes too long?
A ballot delay!
Why did the voter cross the road?
To get to the polling station on the other side!
What do you call a voting robot?
A ballot-bot!
Why do voters love the internet?
Because they can “click” their way to the polls!
We hope you enjoyed these hilarious dad jokes about voting! Remember
laughter is a great way to engage with the electoral process. If you’re looking for more laughs
check out these dad jokes about turning 40 or these dad jokes about waiting. Keep smiling and keep voting!