Viking Puns
Why did the Viking bring a ladder?
Because he wanted to reach new heights!
What do you call a Viking who loves to tell jokes?
A pun-derful warrior!
Why did the Viking refuse to play cards?
He was afraid of getting raided!
What’s a Viking’s favorite type of music?
Heavy metal
of course!
Why did the Viking start a gardening business?
He wanted to grow his own Norse-talgia!
What do Vikings use to communicate?
Their Norse code!
Why did the Viking always carry a pencil?
In case he needed to draw his sword!
What do you call a Viking who tells tall tales?
A Norse storyteller!
Viking Food Jokes
Why did the Viking chef get kicked out of the kitchen?
He kept bringing too many “axe-tra” ingredients!
What did the Viking say when he finished his meal?
“I’m full
that was Norse-ome!”
Why did the Viking refuse to eat fast food?
He preferred to feast like a true Norseman!
What’s a Viking’s favorite dessert?
Raider cake!
How do Vikings prefer their eggs?
With a side of Norse bacon!
What did the Viking say to his friend at the buffet?
“Let’s raid this place!”
Why don’t Vikings ever get lost when cooking?
They always follow the Norse star!
What’s a Viking’s favorite vegetable?
Thor-nado beans!
Viking History Jokes
Why did the Viking historian write a book?
To keep the past Norse-talgic!
What do you call a Viking who studies ancient ruins?
A Norse archeologist!
Why did the Viking go to school?
To improve his Norse-ery skills!
What did the Viking say when he discovered America?
“I guess this is a new Norse frontier!”
Why was the Viking so good at math?
He knew how to handle his Norse numbers!
What do you call a Viking who loves history?
A Norse historian!
Why did the Viking get a promotion?
He was always up for a Norse challenge!
What did the Viking say about his ancient ship?
“It’s a real Norse treasure!”
Viking Adventure Jokes
Why did the Viking take a boat to the bar?
Because he heard it was a great place to “row”!
What did the Viking say when he reached the top of the mountain?
“This is a Norse-talgic view!”
Why did the Viking always carry a map?
He didn’t want to get lost in Norse-land!
What do you call a Viking who loves to hike?
A Norse explorer!
Why did the Viking go on a diet?
He wanted to stay ship-shape!
What’s a Viking’s favorite sport?
Raiding
of course!
Why did the Viking bring a compass?
To find his way back to Norse home!
What do you call a Viking who runs marathons?
A Norse runner!
Viking Family Jokes
What did the Viking dad say to his son?
“You’re my little Norse star!”
Why did the Viking mom always carry a shield?
To protect her little Norse warriors!
What do you call a Viking family reunion?
A Norse gathering!
Why did the Viking kid bring a sword to school?
He wanted to show off his Norse pride!
What did the Viking say when he saw his family tree?
“That’s a mighty Norse lineage!”
Why do Viking families always stick together?
Because they know the importance of Norse unity!
What do you call a Viking family pet?
A Norse companion!
Why did the Viking dad tell bedtime stories?
To pass on the Norse traditions!
We hope you enjoyed these hilarious Viking dad jokes! If you’re looking for more laughs
check out our collection of dad jokes about Vegas or dive into some dad jokes about violins. There’s always a good time to be had with a little humor!