Magical Unicorn Puns
Why did the unicorn join the band?
Because it had the best horn!
What do you call a unicorn with a cold?
A snoticorn!
Why did the unicorn cross the road?
To get to the other side of the rainbow!
What do unicorns eat for breakfast?
Rain-bowls!
Why was the unicorn so good at math?
It knew how to solve all the problems with its magic!
What do you get when you cross a unicorn and a snowman?
Frosty the Unicorn!
How do unicorns keep their secrets?
They use their horn to lock them away!
What’s a unicorn’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good beat and a magical twist!
Unicorn Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Unicorn. Unicorn who? Unicorn-ly believe how funny this is!
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? A unicorn. A unicorn who? A unicorn that’s ready to party!
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Al. Al who? Al you need is a unicorn!
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Cereal. Cereal who? Cereal-ously
where’s my unicorn?
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? A little unicorn. A little unicorn who? A little unicorn that can’t stop giggling!
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? A unicorn. A unicorn who? A unicorn that’s not afraid to shine!
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter believe there’s a unicorn behind you!
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Moo. Moo who? Moo-ve over
there’s a unicorn coming through!
Unicorn Riddles
What do you call a unicorn that tells jokes?
A punicorn!
Why do unicorns never get lost?
They always follow their heart!
What kind of phone does a unicorn use?
A unicorn-ic phone!
Why did the unicorn apply for a job?
It wanted to make some magic in the workplace!
What’s a unicorn’s favorite game?
Hide and seek
because they’re great at hiding!
What do you call a unicorn that loves to read?
A bookicorn!
Why did the unicorn get kicked out of school?
It kept horsing around!
What do you call a unicorn that can sing?
A harmonycorn!
Unicorn One-Liners
Unicorns are just horses in disguise!
They’re the ultimate party animals!
Unicorns don’t need GPS.
They always know where the magic is!
Why do unicorns make terrible secret agents?
Because they always stand out!
Unicorns are like Wi-Fi.
You can’t see them
but you know they’re there!
What did the unicorn say to the rainbow?
You complete me!
Unicorns are just horses that took a wrong turn at the rainbow!
They ended up in a magical world!
What’s a unicorn’s favorite exercise?
Running through fields of dreams!
Unicorns are proof that magic exists.
They just sprinkle joy everywhere they go!
Unicorn Silly Jokes
What did the unicorn do at the party?
It danced like nobody was watching!
Why do unicorns love to play hide and seek?
Because they’re the best at hiding!
What do you call a unicorn that can’t stop laughing?
A gigglecorn!
Why did the unicorn sit on the computer?
To keep an eye on the mouse!
What did the unicorn say to the skeptical horse?
“You just need to believe!”
Why did the unicorn bring a ladder to the bar?
Because it heard the drinks were on the house!
What’s a unicorn’s favorite dessert?
Anything with sprinkles on top!
Why did the unicorn wear sunglasses?
Because it was too bright to handle!
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