Turtle Puns
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapper.
Why did the turtle break up with his girlfriend?
She was too shellfish.
What do turtles do on their birthday?
They shell-ebrate!
How do turtles communicate?
They use shell phones.
What’s a turtle’s favorite game?
Shell-ter defense!
What do turtles wear to the beach?
Their shell-abration attire.
Why are turtles bad at poker?
They always fold!
Turtle Trivia
What did the turtle say to the snail?
“You’re so slow
you make me look fast!”
Why don’t turtles like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
What did the turtle say to the rabbit?
“I’ll get there eventually!”
What’s a turtle’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good shell-beat!
Why did the turtle join a band?
He had the best shell-o!
What do you call a turtle that tells jokes?
A pun-derful creature!
Why do turtles never get lost?
They always follow their shell-fie!
What’s a turtle’s favorite vegetable?
Shell-ery!
Turtle Adventures
Why did the turtle go on a road trip?
To find his inner peace!
What did the turtle say after his vacation?
“I’m shell-shocked!”
Why did the turtle take a nap on the beach?
He wanted to catch some rays!
What kind of car does a turtle drive?
A shell-evrolet!
How do turtles stay fit?
They do shell-ercise!
What did the turtle wear to the luau?
A shell-printed shirt!
Why did the turtle bring a suitcase?
He was ready for a shell-abration!
What’s a turtle’s favorite travel destination?
Shell-ifornia!
Turtle Relationships
How do turtles flirt?
They give shell-acious compliments!
What did one turtle say to the other on a date?
“You’re looking shell-tastic!”
Why did the turtle get a girlfriend?
He was tired of being shell-fish!
What do you call a turtle in love?
A shell-mantic!
How do turtles propose?
With a shell-icious ring!
Why did the turtle bring flowers?
To show he was a shell-entine!
What did the turtle say to his crush?
“You make my shell race!”
Why do turtles make great partners?
They’re always there to shell-ter you!
Turtle Humor
What did the turtle say to the lazy frog?
“You need to shell-out more effort!”
Why did the turtle sit on the fence?
He wanted to be a shell-ebrity!
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a giraffe?
A slowpoke!
Why don’t turtles ever play hide and seek?
Because they always shell-ect the same spot!
What’s a turtle’s favorite type of movie?
A shell-icious thriller!
Why did the turtle refuse to race?
He didn’t want to shell-ock his chances!
What do turtles do when they’re bored?
They go on a shell-venture!
Why did the turtle bring a ladder?
To reach new shell-ights!
We hope you enjoyed these hilarious turtle dad jokes! If you’re looking for more laughs
check out our collection of dad jokes about travel or take a look at our dad jokes about vacation. Remember
laughter is the best shell-abration!