Fishy Jokes
Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
Why don’t fish play piano?
Because you can’t tuna fish!
What did the ocean say to the fish?
Nothing
it just waved!
How do fish always know how much they weigh?
Because they have scales!
Why did the crab never share his food?
Because he was a little shellfish!
What do you call a fish that practices medicine?
A sturgeon!
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
Beach Puns
Why did the beach break up with the ocean?
It found someone more shore!
What did the sand say to the tide?
I’m shore glad you’re here!
Why did the sun go to school?
To get a little brighter!
What do you call a lazy beach?
A sand trap!
Why did the surfer bring a pencil to the beach?
In case he wanted to draw some waves!
What did one ocean say to the other?
Nothing
they just waved!
Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
Because they are shellfish!
What do you call a beach that’s always tired?
A shore nap!
Marine Life Laughs
What do you call a whale that’s good at math?
A mathlete!
Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools!
What did the dolphin say to the whale?
You’re whale-come!
Why did the sea turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station!
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
Swimming trunks!
Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
For being caught with a hook!
What do you call a fish that can do magic?
A magic carp!
Why did the shrimp share its treasure?
Because it was a little shellfish!
Ocean Adventures
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing
it just waved!
Why did the sailor bring a pencil?
To draw his ship!
How do oceans say goodbye?
They wave!
What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
A rookie!
Why did the seagull fly over the ocean?
Because if it flew over the bay
it would be a bagel!
What’s a sailor’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good “buoy”!
Why did the ocean break up with the river?
It found someone deeper!
What do you call a fish that tells jokes?
A clownfish!
Underwater Wonders
Why did the underwater photographer get kicked out?
He kept getting too many “sea” pictures!
What did the coral say to the ocean?
Stop being so salty!
Why are underwater parties so great?
Because they’re always a splash!
What do you call a fish who loves to play guitar?
A bass player!
Why did the seaweed get kicked out of the party?
Because it was too clingy!
What does a mermaid use to call her friends?
A shell phone!
Why did the fish fail its driving test?
Because it kept getting caught in the net!
What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie?
So-fish-ticated!
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