Creation Jokes
Why did God create man before woman?
Because he didn’t want any advice on how to do it!
What type of lights did Noah use on the ark?
Flood lights!
Why did Eve never have a date?
Because she was made from Adam’s rib and couldn’t find a good match!
What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas
Eve!
Why did the gardener plant a seed in the Bible?
He wanted to grow a “holy” garden!
How did Noah see the animals in the dark?
He used floodlights!
Why did God create the world in seven days?
Because he needed a weekend to rest!
What did the tree say to the Bible?
Leaf me alone!
Prophet Jokes
Why did the prophet always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a line!
What did the prophet say when he won the lottery?
“I’m feeling divinely lucky!”
Why was Jonah such a good musician?
Because he could always find the right note in the whale!
How did Moses make his coffee?
He brews it!
Why did the prophet bring a ladder to the sermon?
To reach new heights in faith!
What did Elijah say to the other prophets?
“Let’s make this a fiery competition!”
Why did the prophet refuse to play hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding from God!
What’s a prophet’s favorite exercise?
Cross-training!
New Testament Jokes
Why did Jesus always carry a pencil?
In case he needed to draw a crowd!
What did the disciples say when they saw the loaves and fishes?
“This is a fish-tastic miracle!”
Why did Peter always carry a fishing rod?
Because he was hooked on faith!
What’s Jesus’ favorite type of music?
Gospel
of course!
Why did the Bible get a promotion?
Because it had great chapter and verse!
What did Mary say when she found out she was pregnant?
“This is a miraculous surprise!”
Why did the Roman soldier always carry a pencil?
To write his “cross”words!
Why did the Last Supper take so long?
Because they couldn’t stop talking about the bread!
Wisdom Literature Jokes
Why was Solomon so good at chess?
Because he always knew how to make the right move!
What did Job say to his friends?
“You guys really know how to comfort a guy!”
Why did the Proverbs get invited to every party?
Because they always had the best advice!
What’s the best way to get wisdom?
Ask a wise guy!
Why did the wise man break up with his girlfriend?
Because she couldn’t handle his “proverbial” wisdom!
What did the teacher say to the student reading Proverbs?
“You’re really getting the ‘point’!”
Why did the wise man bring a ladder?
To reach for higher knowledge!
What did Ecclesiastes say at the end of a long day?
“There’s a time for everything
including rest!”
Miracle Jokes
Why did the miracle worker always carry a towel?
In case he needed to wipe away the tears!
What do you call a miracle that happens in a bakery?
A “bread” of life!
Why did the miracle happen at the party?
Because it was a “holy” celebration!
What’s a miracle worker’s favorite drink?
Holy water
of course!
Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the loaves and fishes miracle!
What did the crowd say after witnessing a miracle?
“That was ‘unbelievable’!”
Why did the miracle worker always carry a map?
To guide lost souls!
What did the angel say to the miracle worker?
“You’re really doing God’s work!”
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