Sunny Side Up
Why do fish always know how much they weigh at the beach?
Because they bring their own scales!
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
Why don’t clams donate to charity?
They’re a little shellfish!
Why did the lifeguard bring a pencil to the beach?
In case of a wave of inspiration!
What do you call a lazy seagull?
A bagel!
Why was the sand wet?
Because the seaweed!
What did one tidepool say to the other?
Stop being so crabby!
Why was the beach always so optimistic?
It saw the tide turning in its favor!
Sand and Surf
Why did the sun go to school?
To get a little brighter!
What do you call a beach that’s always full?
Sandy Claus!
Why did the ocean break up with the beach?
It found something more a-peeling!
What do surfers do when they’re bored?
They hang out with their tide-kick!
Why did the jellyfish always win arguments?
It had all the right stings to say!
What do you call a fish that likes to dance?
A flounder on the floor!
Why was the surfer so bad at geometry?
He kept getting caught in tangles!
Why did the sand break up with the beach?
It was tired of being walked all over!
Wave Riders
Why don’t surfers ever get lost?
They always go with the flow!
Why was the ocean always invited to parties?
Because it brought the current mood!
Why do surfers always carry a notebook?
To jot down swell ideas!
What’s a surfer’s favorite place to sit?
On the boardwalk!
Why do surfers make great musicians?
They can really rock the boat!
What’s a wave’s favorite game?
Sea-k and find!
Why did the surfer break up with the wave?
It was too high-maintenance!
What did the wave say to the surfer?
Catch you later!
Tidal Laughs
Why do crabs never share their secrets?
They’re too shellfish!
What do you get when you cross a beach and a math book?
Tangents and waves!
What’s a beach’s favorite type of music?
Sandy rock!
Why was the ocean always calm?
It had sea-renity now!
What did the beach say to the tide when it came in?
Long time, no sea!
What’s a seagull’s favorite type of bread?
Beach rolls!
Why did the shell blush?
It saw the tide pool change!
What did the fish say to the tide?
I’m hooked on you!
Beachside Banter
Why did the clam refuse to play cards?
It was afraid of getting caught in a shell game!
Why was the seaweed always calm?
It was never in a jam!
What’s a lifeguard’s favorite game?
Marco Polo-tide!
Why did the ocean get a ticket?
For exceeding the tide limit!
What do you call a beach where you can have fun all day?
A sand-up comedy club!
Why was the shell so good at chess?
It had a good strategic clam!
What did the beach say to the sea turtle?
Shell we dance?
Why did the waves start a band?
They wanted to make a splash in the music world!
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