Texas Geography Jokes
Why did the Texas map break up with the other maps?
It found someone who could really “navigate” its heart.
What do you call a Texas river that tells jokes?
A pun-derful stream!
Why don’t Texas cows ever get lost?
Because they always follow the “moo”-d!
What did the Texas cactus say to the other plants?
You’re all looking a bit “thorny” today!
Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
He wanted to get a “long little doggie.”
How do you know you’re in Texas?
When the “Welcome” sign is bigger than your house!
What did one Texas hill say to the other?
It’s “mountain” to something!
Why did the Texas tornado break up with the hurricane?
It just needed some “space” to wind down!
Texas Food Jokes
What do you call a Texas taco that tells secrets?
A “whisper” taco!
Why did the Texan bring a ladder to the barbecue?
To reach the “high” steaks!
What did the Texan say to the chili?
You really “spice” up my life!
Why did the Texan refuse to share his brisket?
Because it was “beef”ing with jealousy!
What’s a Texas dessert’s favorite game?
Hide and “sweet”!
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Because it was “nacho” average chip!
How does a Texas steak greet you?
With a “well-done” welcome!
What did the Texan say about the spicy salsa?
It really “sauces” things up!
Texas Wildlife Jokes
Why don’t Texas armadillos ever get lost?
Because they always “roll” with the punches!
What did the Texas longhorn say at the party?
I’m here to “horn” in on the fun!
Why did the Texas rattlesnake start a band?
Because it had the perfect “rattle”!
What do you call a Texas owl who knows all the answers?
A “wise” guy!
Why did the Texas roadrunner break up with the coyote?
Because it couldn’t “catch” a break!
What do you call a Texas tortoise who runs for office?
A “slow” politician!
Why did the Texas deer get a job?
To “buck” up its savings!
What did the Texas bluebonnet say to the other flowers?
Stop “picking” on me!
Texas Culture Jokes
Why do Texans make great musicians?
Because they know how to “pick” their notes!
What do you call a Texas dance party?
A “boot” scootin’ good time!
Why did the Texan bring a pencil to the rodeo?
To “draw” in the crowd!
What’s a Texan’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good “beat”!
Why did the Texan get kicked out of the art gallery?
He kept trying to “paint” the town red!
How do Texans celebrate a good meal?
With a “y’all” come back now
ya hear?
What do you call a Texas barbecue contest?
A “grill” of a time!
Why did the Texan join a gym?
To get “ripped” for the rodeo!
Texas Weather Jokes
Why do Texans always carry an umbrella?
Because you never know when it might “pour” on you!
What did one Texas cloud say to the other?
Let’s “rain” on this parade!
Why do Texans love summer?
Because it’s “hotter” than a jalapeño in July!
What did the Texas sun say to the shade?
You’re “cool” but I’m still the “hot” one!
Why did the Texan get a sunburn?
He couldn’t find his “shade”!
What’s a Texan’s favorite type of storm?
A “whirlwind” romance!
Why did the Texas wind stop blowing?
Because it was “tired” of all the hot air!
What do you call a Texas blizzard?
A “cold” case!
We hope you enjoyed these Texas-themed dad jokes as much as we enjoyed putting them together! If you’re hungry for more laughs
check out our collection of dad jokes about tacos or take a trip to the stars with our dad jokes about the moon. Keep smiling
y’all!