Computer Jokes
Why did the computer go to therapy?
It had too many bytes.
How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screenshots.
Why was the computer cold?
It left its Windows open.
What do you call a computer that sings?
A Dell.
Why did the computer keep freezing?
It left its Windows open!
What do you call a computer that can play music?
A tune-puter.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn’t get arrays.
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte!
Internet Jokes
Why did the web developer go broke?
Because he used up all his cache.
Why was the computer so good at golf?
It had a great drive!
What did one URL say to the other?
We should meet up.
Why are websites like bad comedians?
They always have broken links.
Why did the computer cross the road?
To get to the other site.
What do you call a computer that can play hide and seek?
A sneak-puter.
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost its contacts.
What do you call a computer that tells jokes?
A pun-puter!
Gadget Jokes
Why did the smartphone go to school?
It wanted to improve its app-titude.
What did the tablet say to the smartphone?
You’re just a little too touchy!
Why don’t robots ever get lost?
They always follow their GPS!
What do you call a smartwatch that tells dad jokes?
A pun-timer!
Why was the robot so bad at soccer?
It kept kicking up sparks!
What do you call a broken smartphone?
A “cell-fie” gone wrong!
Why did the laptop get kicked out of school?
It couldn’t stop crashing!
What do you call a gadget that sings?
A tune-der!
Software Jokes
Why did the software developer go broke?
Because he lost his domain!
What do you call a computer program that tells time?
A clock-ware!
Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Because light attracts bugs!
What did the software say to the hardware?
You’re really getting on my nerves.
Why was the software developer so calm?
He had a lot of cache!
What do you call a bug in a computer program?
A “glitch” in the matrix!
Why did the programmer break up with his girlfriend?
She had too many issues!
What did the antivirus software say to the virus?
Not today!
Tech Support Jokes
Why did the tech support guy bring a ladder?
To reach the higher bandwidth!
What did the tech support agent say to the customer?
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Why do tech support agents love nature?
Because they can’t stand bugs!
What do you call a tech support agent who tells jokes?
A pun-sultant!
Why did the tech support agent get fired?
He couldn’t find the right connection!
What did the computer say to the tech support?
Help! I can’t find my mouse!
Why did the customer break up with tech support?
Because they had too many unresolved issues!
What did the tech support agent say to the computer?
You’re just not my type!
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