Math Teacher Jokes
Why did the math teacher break up with the calculator?
She felt he was just too calculating.
What do you call a math teacher who’s always late?
A procrastin-ator!
Why was the equal sign so humble?
Because it realized it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else.
What did the math teacher say when the class was too quiet?
“Let’s divide and conquer!”
Why did the geometry teacher get a promotion?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
How do math teachers stay warm in winter?
They use their “pi” blankets!
Why was the math book sad?
It had too many problems.
What did one math teacher say to another?
“We have to work on our chemistry!”
Science Teacher Jokes
Why are science teachers great at parties?
Because they know how to have a blast!
What did the science teacher say to the student who was always late?
“You really need to work on your time management
it’s elementary!”
Why did the biology teacher break up with the chemistry teacher?
There was no chemistry!
How do you throw a space party?
You planet with your science teacher!
Why did the teacher go to the beach?
To test the waters of science!
What do you call an educated tube?
A graduated cylinder!
Why did the physics teacher bring a ladder to class?
To reach new heights!
What did the science teacher say about the new student?
“He’s got a lot of potential!”
History Teacher Jokes
Why did the history teacher always carry a pencil?
In case they needed to draw their own conclusions!
What do you call a history teacher who’s always in trouble?
A rebel without a clause!
Why did the history teacher go to jail?
For getting caught rewriting history!
What did the history book say to the geography book?
“You’re so full of yourself!”
Why was the history teacher so good at music?
Because they knew all the right notes in history!
What did the ancient civilization say to the modern one?
“You’ve really come a long way!”
Why did the history teacher always win at poker?
Because they knew how to bluff through the ages!
What’s a history teacher’s favorite game?
“Guess Who?” based on historical figures!
English Teacher Jokes
Why did the English teacher go to the beach?
To work on their “sandwich” writing!
What’s an English teacher’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good “rhyme”!
Why was the English teacher always calm?
Because they knew how to use their “comma” sense!
What did one English teacher say to another?
“Let’s meet at the ‘write’ place!”
Why did the English teacher bring a broom to class?
To sweep up all the grammar mistakes!
What do you call an English teacher with a broken pencil?
Pointless!
Why did the English teacher get kicked out of the bar?
Too many “run-on” sentences!
What did the English teacher say to the student who loved to write?
“You’re quite the ‘prose’ performer!”
Art Teacher Jokes
Why did the art teacher break up with the canvas?
It was too one-dimensional!
What do you call an art teacher who’s always on time?
A true “masterpiece” of punctuality!
Why did the art teacher get kicked out of the museum?
For drawing too much attention!
What did the paint say to the brush?
“You really know how to stroke my ego!”
Why was the art teacher always calm?
Because they knew how to “draw” their feelings!
What’s an art teacher’s favorite game?
“Pictionary
” of course!
Why did the art teacher bring a ladder to class?
To reach new heights in creativity!
How did the art teacher stay so organized?
They always had a “palette” of options!
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we hope you enjoyed them. If you’re in the mood for more laughs
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