Pool Puns
Why did the fish join the swimming team?
Because it wanted to improve its scales!
What do you call a pool full of cats?
A kitty pool!
Why did the swimmer bring a ladder?
He wanted to reach new heights!
What did one pool say to the other?
Stop being so shallow!
Why don’t swimmers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the current!
What do you call a swimming competition for ghosts?
A boo-lympics!
Why did the swimmer always carry a pencil?
In case he needed to draw a line in the pool!
Why was the swimming coach always calm?
Because he knew how to go with the flow!
Diving Delights
Why did the diver bring string to the pool?
To tie up some loose ends!
What do you call a diving board that tells jokes?
A pun-derwater board!
Why did the mermaid fail her swimming test?
She got caught in a net of excuses!
What do you call a deep-sea diver who can’t stop laughing?
A giggle diver!
Why did the dolphin always get the best dive scores?
Because he knew how to make a splash!
Why was the diver so good at math?
He knew how to calculate his depths!
What did the ocean say to the diver?
Nothing
it just waved!
Why did the diver bring a towel?
In case he got into deep water!
Swim Team Shenanigans
Why did the swim team always carry a pencil case?
They wanted to draw the competition!
What do you call a swim team that loves to sing?
The choir-ters!
Why did the swim coach go to art school?
To learn how to draw a better team!
What did the swim team say when they won?
We’re on a roll
or should I say
a float!
Why did the swim team break up?
There were too many waves of drama!
What’s a swimmer’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good beat to dive into!
Why did the swim team always carry a map?
To find their way to the gold!
What did the swimmer say to the lazy river?
Stop going with the flow and get moving!
Water Witty Remarks
Why did the water refuse to play cards?
Because it was afraid of getting flushed!
What did the wave say to the shore?
I’ll be back
just taking a little dip!
Why was the ocean always so calm?
Because it had a lot of fish to talk to!
What did the lake say to the river?
Stop flowing so fast
I can’t keep up!
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
It found someone deeper!
What do you call a fish that practices swimming?
A trained swimmer!
Why did the water bottle apply for a job?
It wanted to be part of the hydration nation!
What do you call a lazy swimming pool?
A pool of procrastination!
Beachy Banter
Why did the beach break up with the ocean?
It felt too tide down!
What do you call a beach that loves to tell jokes?
A pun-derful shore!
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay
they’d be bagels!
What do you get when you cross a beach and a pool?
A splash zone!
Why did the sand refuse to swim?
It was afraid of getting washed away!
What did the sun say to the beach?
You’re looking radiant today!
Why did the crab never share his toys?
Because he was a little shellfish!
Why don’t beaches ever get lost?
They always know their way back to shore!
We hope these swimming-themed dad jokes made a splash in your day! If you’re looking for more laughs
check out these hilarious dad jokes about socks or dive into some dad jokes about tennis. Keep swimming and keep laughing!