Weekend Wonders
Why did Sunday apply for a job?
It wanted to earn some “weekend” money!
What did Sunday say to Monday?
You’re just a “week” too early!
Why do Sundays always win at poker?
Because they know how to play their cards right!
What’s a Sunday’s favorite game?
Hide and “weekend” seek!
Why did Sunday break up with Saturday?
It found someone more “restful”!
What do you call a lazy Sunday?
A “snooze” day!
Why did the calendar bring a ladder on Sunday?
To reach new heights of relaxation!
What’s a Sunday’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good “beat” to relax to!
Church Chuckles
Why did the church choir love Sundays?
Because they could “hymn” along!
What’s a pastor’s favorite part of Sunday?
The “sermon” of the day!
Why did Sunday go to church?
To get a little “spirit” in its life!
What do you call a Sunday sermon that’s too long?
A “preach” too far!
Why did the Sunday school teacher bring a ladder?
To help the kids reach for the “heavens”!
What did the congregation say on a sunny Sunday?
“Let’s have a ‘bless-ed’ day!”
Why do Sundays love potlucks?
Because they can “gather” together!
What’s a Sunday’s favorite prayer?
The one that “gives thanks” for lazy days!
Foodie Fun
Why do Sundays love brunch?
Because it’s the best “blend” of breakfast and lunch!
What did the pancake say to the syrup on Sunday?
“You make me feel so ‘sticky’!”
Why did the sandwich get excited on Sunday?
It knew it was “sub”-day!
What’s a Sunday’s favorite dessert?
“Sundaes”
of course!
Why did the coffee file a police report on Sunday?
It got “mugged”!
What do you call a Sunday roast?
A “meat-ing” of flavors!
Why did the tomato turn red on Sunday?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What’s a Sunday’s favorite snack?
“Chill” popcorn for movie time!
Family Fun
Why did the dad take a nap on Sunday?
Because he was “weekend” weary!
What did the kids say to their dad on Sunday?
“Let’s have a ‘fun-derful’ day!”
Why do families love Sundays?
It’s the perfect day for a “get-together”!
What’s a dad’s favorite Sunday activity?
“Grill-axing” in the backyard!
Why did the family go to the park on Sunday?
To enjoy some “quality time”!
What’s a dad’s favorite Sunday movie?
“The Fast and the Furious: Family Edition”!
Why did the siblings argue on Sunday?
Because they couldn’t agree on “who’s turn” it was!
What do you call a family that plays games on Sunday?
A “board” of directors!
Lazy Day Laughs
Why did Sunday stay in bed?
It was too “tired” to get up!
What do you call a Sunday spent watching TV?
A “couch” potato day!
Why do Sundays love pajamas?
Because they’re all about “comfort”!
What’s a lazy Sunday’s favorite activity?
“Binge-watching” shows!
Why did Sunday refuse to do chores?
It was a “day off”!
What do you call a Sunday nap?
A “power snooze”!
Why did the blanket apply for a job on Sunday?
It wanted to be a “comforter”!
What’s a lazy Sunday’s favorite exercise?
“Stretching” the truth about how much they did!
We hope you enjoyed these Sunday dad jokes and had a good laugh! If you’re looking for more humor
check out our collection of dad jokes about summer camp or explore some funny dad jokes about surgery. Keep the laughter going!