Beach Jokes
Why did the beach break up with the ocean?
It found someone deeper.
What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie?
So-fish-ticated!
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay
they’d be bagels!
What did the sand say to the tide?
Stop pushing me around!
Why did the sun go to school?
To get a little brighter!
What do you call a sunburned librarian?
A red-hot reader!
Why did the crab never share his food?
Because he was shellfish!
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing
they just waved!
Ice Cream Jokes
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Because it drove over a rocky road!
What do you call ice cream that tells jokes?
Funny cone!
Why did the ice cream cone get kicked out of the party?
It was too soft!
What did the ice cream say to the cake?
You make me feel so sweet!
Why did the strawberry get a sunburn?
Because it couldn’t find its sunscreen!
How do you make an ice cream shake?
Put it in the blender and give it a whirl!
What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
I’m sweet on you!
Why don’t ice cream cones ever get lost?
Because they always follow the scoop!
Outdoor Jokes
Why did the tree go to the beach?
To get a little tan!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato!
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
What do you call a dog that loves summer?
A hot dog!
Why did the gardener plant a light bulb?
He wanted to grow a power plant!
What do you call a summer camp for cats?
Purr-suit of happiness!
Why did the sun go to the party?
Because it heard it would be a real blast!
What did the squirrel say to the tree?
It’s been a nutty summer!
Vacation Jokes
Why did the computer go on vacation?
To get some bytes!
What do you call a vacationing cat?
A pawsitive traveler!
Why did the tourist bring a ladder?
To reach new heights!
What do you call a vacation in space?
A stellar getaway!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
What did the beach towel say to the sun?
I’m all wrapped up in you!
Why did the man bring a pencil to the beach?
In case he wanted to draw a line in the sand!
What do you call a vacation for ants?
A tiny getaway!
Summer Fun Jokes
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you call a summer festival for cows?
A moo-sic festival!
Why did the sun go to the gym?
To get its rays in shape!
What did the watermelon say to the cantaloupe?
You’re one in a melon!
Why did the lemonade break up with the sugar?
It found someone sweeter!
What do you call a summer camp for ghosts?
A boo-t camp!
Why did the firefly fail school?
He couldn’t find his light!
What do you call a sunburned superhero?
Captain SPF!
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