Planet Jokes
Why did the sun go to school?
To get a little brighter!
What do you call a tick on the moon?
A lunar parasite!
Why did Mars break up with Saturn?
Because Saturn had too many rings!
How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
He needed space!
What did one planet say to another?
I think we’re just going around in circles!
Why don’t aliens visit our solar system?
They look at the reviews and see only one star!
What do you call a space magician?
A flying sorcerer!
Star Jokes
Why did the star break up with its partner?
It needed some space to shine!
How do stars keep in touch?
They use their phone-omenon!
Why are stars so good at making plans?
Because they always have a constellation!
What did the star say to the black hole?
Stop sucking the life out of me!
How do you catch a runaway star?
You use a star net!
Why did the star go to school?
To become a little brighter!
What do you call a star that tells jokes?
A pun-derful celestial body!
Why did the star get a job?
It wanted to make some light work!
Rocket Jokes
Why did the rocket break up with its girlfriend?
She needed too much space!
What do you call a rocket that tells jokes?
A laughing launch!
Why don’t rockets ever get lost?
They always follow their trajectory!
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Let’s blast off into the sunset!
How do rockets stay in shape?
They do a lot of launch exercises!
Why did the astronaut bring a ladder?
To reach new heights in space!
What’s a rocket’s favorite type of music?
Space rock!
What did the rocket say during its presentation?
“I’m here to lift you up!”
Alien Jokes
What do aliens do in their free time?
They go to the space mall!
Why did the alien go to school?
To improve its “extraterrestrial” skills!
What do you call an alien who loves music?
A “space” musician!
Why did the alien get kicked out of the party?
Because it kept probing too much!
What did the alien say to the human?
You’re out of this world!
Why did the alien bring a pencil to space?
In case it wanted to draw some “space” pictures!
What do aliens use to communicate?
Space mail!
Why did the alien visit the doctor?
It had a case of the “space flu”!
Miscellaneous Space Jokes
Why did the astronaut bring a blanket?
Because he wanted to have a “space” nap!
What do you call a space explorer who tells tall tales?
A “star” storyteller!
Why was the astronaut so calm?
He was used to taking things in “orbit”!
What do you call a space-themed restaurant?
A “galactic” diner!
Why did the comet break up with the asteroid?
It needed a little more “space” in its life!
How do you know when the moon is going broke?
It’s down to its last quarter!
Why did the telescope break up with the microscope?
It needed a broader perspective!
What do you call a space cat?
An “astro-kitty”!
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