Snowman Puns
What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chill out!
Why did the snowman call his dog “Frost”?
Because Frost bites!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
How do snowmen get around?
By riding an “icicle”!
What did the snowman say to the carrot?
It’s been nice “growing” with you!
Why did the snowman get a divorce?
He thought his wife was a flake!
What do you call a snowman’s favorite game?
Freeze tag!
Why did the snowman go to school?
To improve his “chill-dren’s” education!
Snowman Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock
knock!
Who’s there? Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use
I forgot my name!
Knock
knock!
Who’s there? Ice.
Ice who?
Ice to meet you
snowman!
Knock
knock!
Who’s there? Frosty.
Frosty who?
Frosty the snowman
of course!
Knock
knock!
Who’s there? Chill.
Chill who?
Chill out
it’s just a joke!
Knock
knock!
Who’s there? Snowball.
Snowball who?
Snowball you’re gonna let me in?
Knock
knock!
Who’s there? Blizzard.
Blizzard who?
Blizzard you could let me in for a warm drink!
Snowman Humor
Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
He was picking his nose!
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle!
Why did the snowman break up with his girlfriend?
She gave him the cold shoulder!
What do snowmen wear for a formal event?
Ice-tuxedos!
Why are snowmen such good comedians?
Because they always deliver a “chilling” performance!
What do you call a snowman who tells tall tales?
A “snow” liar!
Why did the snowman bring a ladder?
To reach new heights!
What did the snowman say when asked about his job?
“I’m just here for the flakes!”
Snowman Situations
What did the snowman say when he was complimented?
“Oh
stop it! You’re making me melt!”
How do snowmen stay in shape?
They do “snow” aerobics!
What did the snowman say to his friend at the party?
“Let’s get this party ice-olated!”
Why was the snowman so good at basketball?
He always knew how to “freeze” the competition!
Why did the snowman file a police report?
He got “frosted”!
What did the snowman say when he won the lottery?
“I’m on cloud nine!”
Why did the snowman avoid the sun?
He didn’t want to get “burned”!
What do you call a snowman with a great sense of humor?
A real “cool” guy!
Snowman Riddles
What’s a snowman’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good “beat”!
What do you call a snowman who loves to dance?
A “snow” boogie!
Why did the snowman go to therapy?
He had too many “ice-sues”!
What did the snowman order at the café?
A “chill” latte!
Why was the snowman always calm?
Because he knew how to keep his cool!
What’s a snowman’s favorite drink?
Ice tea!
Why did the snowman bring a pencil to the snowball fight?
To draw his “line” in the snow!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
We hope you enjoyed these snowman-themed dad jokes and had a good laugh! If you’re looking for more laughter
check out our collection of dad jokes about September or visit our page for dad jokes about spring break. Keep smiling and spread the joy!