Snow Puns
What does snow say when it’s angry?
“I’m going to flurry up!”
Why did the snowman call for a divorce?
He thought his wife was a little too flaky!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
Why did the snowman get a job?
He wanted to make a little extra flurry cash!
How do snowmen get around?
By riding an “icicle”!
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A “frosty” liar!
Why do snowmen love winter?
Because they can chill out!
What do you call a snowman’s favorite music?
“Chill” out tunes!
Winter Wonders
Why did the snowflake go to school?
To get a little “flakey” education!
What’s a snowman’s favorite dessert?
Ice cream
of course!
What do you call a snowstorm that tells jokes?
A “pun”-derstorm!
Why don’t snowmen like summer?
They can’t handle the heat!
How does a snowman greet another snowman?
“Do you smell carrots?”
What did the snow say to the tree?
“I’m falling for you!”
Why did the snowman break up with his girlfriend?
She was too “chill” for him!
What did the icy road say?
“I’m a little slippery today!”
Cold Conundrums
Why did the snowman get kicked out of school?
For “chilling” in class!
What do snowmen do when they get angry?
They “blow their tops”!
How do snowmen keep their pants up?
With “frosty” suspenders!
What do you call a snowman with a carrot nose?
A “root” vegetable!
Why was the snowman a great comedian?
He always had a “cool” punchline!
What’s a snowman’s favorite exercise?
“Ice” skating!
Why did the snowman go to the party?
He heard it was going to be a “snow”-ball!
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A “frosty” hat!
Frosty Fun
Why did the snowman bring a ladder?
To reach the “higher” ground!
What do you call a snowman who tells jokes?
A “pun”ny snowman!
Why did the snowman sit on the carrot?
Because he wanted to be a “root” vegetable!
What do you call a snowman who loves to dance?
A “frosty” dancer!
Why was the snowman so good at soccer?
Because he had a “cool” kick!
What did one snowman say to the other?
“I’m feeling a little “flaky” today!”
How do snowmen stay in shape?
By doing “snow” workouts!
What’s a snowman’s favorite game?
“Ice” hockey!
Chilling Chuckles
Why did the snowman go to therapy?
He had too many “melting” issues!
What do you call a snowman’s favorite drink?
“Frosty” lemonade!
Why do snowmen never get lost?
Because they always “follow the flake”!
What do you call an optimistic snowman?
A “glass half full” snowman!
Why did the snowman bring a pencil?
In case he needed to “draw” a line!
What do you call a snowman with a bad attitude?
A “grumpy” snowman!
How does a snowman stay warm?
By wearing “chill” clothes!
What’s a snowman’s favorite type of movie?
Anything that’s “ice” related!
We hope you enjoyed these snow-themed dad jokes that are sure to bring a smile to your face! If you’re looking for more laughs
check out our collection of dad jokes about math or explore the universe with our dad jokes about space. Stay frosty and keep laughing!