Musical Puns
Why did the singer break up with their metronome?
It just couldn’t keep up with the beat.
What did the piano say to the singer?
“You’ve got the key to my heart!”
Why did the choir get kicked out of the bar?
They couldn’t stop singing “We Will
We Will Rock You!”
How did the music teacher get locked out?
They left their keys on the piano!
Why did the singer bring a ladder?
To reach the high notes!
What do you call a singing computer?
A Dell with a good pitch!
Why was the music book always so calm?
Because it had all the right notes!
What did the singer say to the music critic?
“You’re just a flat note in my symphony!”
Performance Puns
Why did the singer go to jail?
For a solo performance gone wrong!
What do you call a singing fish?
A bass with a voice!
Why did the opera singer get kicked out of the restaurant?
They couldn’t stop belting out their order!
How do you make a bandstand?
You take away their chairs!
Why did the singer refuse to play cards?
Because they were afraid of getting dealt a bad hand!
What do you call a karaoke night for ghosts?
A boo-hemian rhapsody!
Why did the singer always carry a pencil?
In case they needed to draw a crowd!
What do you call a musical fish?
A tuna with rhythm!
Genre Jokes
Why don’t country singers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the “road” map!
What did the jazz musician say to the singer?
“You’re really flat
but I like your style!”
Why was the pop singer always calm?
Because they knew how to “stay in the zone!”
What do you call a heavy metal singer?
A rock star in a weightlifting competition!
Why did the classical singer bring a suitcase?
Because they were going on a “trip” through time!
What’s a singer’s favorite dessert?
Anything with a good “beat”!
Why did the reggae singer always win races?
Because they knew how to “jam” through the competition!
What did the blues singer say to their friend?
“I’m feeling low
let’s raise the roof!”
Instrumental Humor
Why did the singer get kicked out of the orchestra?
They couldn’t find their “note”!
What do you call a singer who plays the accordion?
A squeeze box star!
Why did the guitarist bring a broom?
To sweep the competition!
What did the drum say to the singer?
“You’ve got a good beat
but I’m the one who keeps it!”
Why did the violinist always carry a backpack?
To hold their “strings” together!
What do you call a singer who plays the saxophone?
A smooth operator!
Why did the singer love the trumpet?
Because it always “tooted” their horn!
What did the flute say to the singer?
“You blow me away!”
General Singing Jokes
Why do singers make great friends?
Because they always know how to harmonize!
What did the singer say when they got a cold?
“I guess I’ll have to take a ‘note’ from my health!”
Why do singers never get lost?
They always follow their “pitch”!
What do you call a singing cat?
A meow-sician!
Why did the singer bring string to the concert?
To tie up the performance!
What’s a singer’s favorite exercise?
Vocal warm-ups!
Why did the singer go to art school?
To learn how to draw a crowd!
What did the singer say at the end of their concert?
“That’s a wrap
folks!”
We hope you enjoyed these hilarious singing dad jokes! If you’re looking for more laughs
check out our collection of dad jokes about short people or take a look at our dad jokes about skiing. Keep singing and keep smiling!