September Seasons
Why did September break up with August?
It found someone more “fall” in love with!
What do you call a tree that loves September?
A “fall”ing tree!
Why do leaves love September?
Because they get to “turn” over a new leaf!
What’s September’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good “beat” for the fall!
Why did the calendar apply for a job in September?
It wanted to “date” someone new!
How do you know September is here?
Because it starts to “cool” off!
What did one September say to the other?
“Leaf it to me!”
Why do pumpkins love September?
Because it’s their time to “shine”!
Back to School
Why did the student bring a ladder to school in September?
To reach new “heights” in learning!
What did the pencil say to the paper in September?
“I’m drawn to you!”
Why was the math book sad in September?
Because it had too many “problems”!
What did the teacher say to the class in September?
“Let’s make this a “great” year!”
Why did the backpack go to school?
To “carry” all the weight of knowledge!
What does September say to summer?
“I’m ready to “school” you!”
Why did the apple stop in September?
It couldn’t find its “core” values!
What’s a teacher’s favorite drink in September?
“Class”ic lemonade!
Weather Wonders
Why did September bring a sweater?
Because it knew the “chill” was coming!
What do you call a stormy September?
A “crash” course in weather!
Why did the sun break up with September?
It needed a “brighter” relationship!
What do you get when you cross September with a hurricane?
A “wind” of change!
Why do weather reporters love September?
Because it’s always “changing”!
What did the cloud say to September?
“I’m feeling a bit “overcast”!”
Why are September days so unpredictable?
Because they can be “sunny” one moment and “stormy” the next!
What’s September’s favorite weather?
“Any kind of “cool” breeze!”
Harvest Humor
Why did the farmer love September?
Because it’s time to “reap” what he sows!
What do you call a corn that tells jokes in September?
A “corny” comedian!
Why did the grapes get excited in September?
Because they were ready to “wine” down!
What did the scarecrow say in September?
“I’m outstanding in my “field”!”
Why do apples always get invited to September parties?
Because they’re the “core” of the fun!
What do pumpkins like to do in September?
“Gourd” their time wisely!
How do you make a pumpkin laugh in September?
Tell it a “squash” joke!
What’s a farmer’s favorite dance in September?
The “harvest” shuffle!
September Celebrations
Why did September get a party hat?
Because it’s time to “celebrate” fall!
What’s September’s favorite holiday?
“Labor Day
” of course
it’s all about “work”!
What do you call a September birthday party?
A “fall” fiesta!
Why do September babies love their birthdays?
Because they’re always “growing”!
What’s September’s favorite way to celebrate?
With a “harvest” feast!
Why did the apple pie join the September celebration?
It wanted to be the “slice” of the party!
How do you know it’s a September celebration?
There’s always a lot of “cheer” in the air!
What did the leaves say at the September party?
“Let’s “leaf” our worries behind!”
September is a month full of fun and laughter
and what better way to celebrate than with some clever dad jokes? If you’re looking for more laughs
check out our collection of dad jokes about Santa or enjoy some frosty humor with our dad jokes about snowmen. Keep smiling and sharing the joy of dad jokes all year round!