Physics Jokes
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything!
What did the physicist say when he found two isotopes of helium?
HeHe!
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?
There was no chemistry!
What does a physicist say when meditating?
Ohm
ohm
ohm!
Why are physicists bad at playing hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding when they always know where you are!
How did the physicist propose?
With a ring of mass!
What do you call a physicist who is also a gardener?
A plant scientist!
Why did the photon refuse to check a bag?
Because it was traveling light!
Chemistry Jokes
What did the scientist say when he found two elements?
I’ve got my ion you!
Why do chemists like nitrates?
Because they’re cheaper than day rates!
How did the chemist survive the explosion?
He had a good reaction!
What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can’t helium
and you can’t curium
then you might as well barium!
Why are chemists excellent for solving problems?
They have all the solutions!
What did the chemist wear to the party?
His best argon!
Why do chemists love tea?
Because it’s always steeped in good solutions!
What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A molar solution!
Biology Jokes
What did the biologist wear to impress their date?
Designer genes!
Why are biologists so good at solving crimes?
Because they always follow the cells!
How do trees access the internet?
They log in!
Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a fungi!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
Why did the bacteria break up with the virus?
It found someone more stable!
What do you call an educated tube?
A graduated cylinder!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
Astronomy Jokes
Why did the sun go to school?
To get a little brighter!
What did Mars say to Saturn?
Give me a ring sometime!
How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
He needed space!
What do you call a star that tells jokes?
A shooting star!
Why did the moon skip dinner?
Because it was full!
What do you call it when you have a conversation with a black hole?
A void discussion!
How do you know when the moon is going broke?
It’s down to its last quarter!
Environmental Science Jokes
Why did the tree go to therapy?
It couldn’t stop branching out!
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing
it just waved!
Why are environmentalists bad at playing cards?
Because they always want to save the deck!
What’s a tree’s favorite drink?
Root beer!
Why did the recycling bin break up with the trash can?
It found someone more sustainable!
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Why did the gardener plant a light bulb?
He wanted to grow a power plant!
What do you call an environmentally conscious person?
A green thumb!
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