Love Puns
I told my partner they were drawing their eyebrows too high.
They looked surprised.
My girlfriend said she needed more space.
I told her to pack her bags!
I asked my wife to let me know the next time she has an epiphany.
She said
Okay, but don’t expect me to text you!
My partner said they wanted to be more spontaneous.
So I bought them a calendar!
Why did the couple go to therapy?
They wanted to work on their “issues”!
I told my husband he should do lunges to stay in shape.
That was a big step for him!
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.
I had to put my foot down!
Marriage Humor
Why do married people live longer?
Because they can’t argue with their spouse if they’re dead!
My wife asked me to stop singing “Wonderwall.”
I said maybe!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug!
Why did the man bring a ladder to his marriage?
Because he wanted to take their relationship to the next level!
My spouse asked me why I never take her out anymore.
I said
Because I’m saving up for our anniversary!
I told my wife she should do lunges to stay in shape.
That was a big step for her!
What do you call a couple that’s been together for 50 years?
Old and still arguing!
Dating Dilemmas
Why didn’t the skeleton go on a date?
He didn’t have the guts!
I told my date I was a big fan of the ocean.
She said
That’s a shore thing!
Why did the computer break up with its partner?
There was too much “byte” in the relationship!
What did one light bulb say to the other on a date?
“I love you a watt!”
I asked my date if she wanted to go to the beach.
She said
“I’m shore!”
Why did the girl bring a ladder to her date?
Because she heard the guy was a real catch!
What do you call a relationship that’s always on the phone?
A call-aborative effort!
Romantic Quips
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
“I find you very attractive!”
What did one ocean say to the other?
Nothing
they just waved!
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they always use honeycombs!
What did the stamp say to the envelope?
“I’m stuck on you!”
Why did the couple go to the gym?
Because they wanted their relationship to work out!
What did the husband say to his wife on Valentine’s Day?
“I love you a latte!”
Funny Breakups
Why did the girl break up with the calendar?
Because it had too many dates!
What did the guy say after his breakup with the clock?
“It was time to move on!”
Why did the couple break up at the gym?
They just couldn’t work out!
My girlfriend said she wanted to break up because I was too obsessed with Star Wars.
I told her
“May the Force be with you!”
Why did the banana break up with the orange?
Because it found someone a-peeling!
What did the breakup letter say?
“I think we need to split!”
Why did the computer break up with its girlfriend?
It had too many tabs open!
Thanks for enjoying these dad jokes about relationships! If you’re looking for more laughs
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